Earth 6.5- The Official "No nukes" version

[grunterdb1951]

Just
Bunker
Think about it where would a giant-ass military bunker be kept

Their base is on the moon thank me later

[Ad Bot]

[SWAT One]

Guys.

We need to save the moon.

[grunterdb1951]

Its later thank me god damn it

[blazerblock2]

Several heavily armored/heavily armed NMSSDA operatives pour into the capital building of Lyos.  They go through every single room in the building, searchng for anything, literaly leaving no stone unturned. 

[Gojira]

Guys.

We need to save the moon.

MOON BALLOONS

[blazerblock2]

MOON BALLOONS

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[Tomcat]

Still not letting you into our headquarters.

[blazerblock2]

Still not letting you into our headquarters.

We don't need your permission.

[Tomcat]

We own the building, all that's down there is a basement and a hangar. The only entrance is from inside the building. We occupy and own the builder as per Kintharian law. It'd be trespassing to go on our land without permission.

[Plethora]

Map updated. Iron Legion owns rest of Warsaw Island, but paint.net doesn't have text small enough to make it look uniform.



Since it seems I've been elected cartographer, I guess I'll be doing this fairly regularly. You all owe me one. Tell me if I missed anything.

Telar puts more satellites into orbit.

Unsinkable VIII christened today.

Telar's super pig program has reached a milestone. The world's first super human has been made. By unraveling the labyrinth of the human genome, Teleri scientists have cloned the super human, named Hank. The method of doing this is only known to Erinaum and Telar;). Don't call bull or void. You never voided my first human clone or any of the super animals, even when I made super chimps, which are regarded as humans genetically closest "cousins". Life expectancy of the super human is around 50 years because scientists haven't got this quite down yet. The whole pursuit of perfection won't culminate in this. Super humans are sterile like the other super animals.

[Tomcat]

inb4 you clone jesus and that shadow dude.

[Plethora]

Jesus, no.

That shadow dude? Not yet.

[Tomcat]

Jesus, no.

That shadow dude? Not yet.

what was the shadow dude's official name again? i forgot.

[Plethora]

Beats me.

[SWAT One]

Satan.

And no, you kind of need to be a highly-knowledgeable Christian to understand the concept of that.  Even if you cloned Jesus, you would be making the animal, human form of him.  The Spirit of God that was imparted into the original Jesus cannot be replicated by any means.

Nor can Satan, because he never had a physical form that was left behind for us to use.

By the same argument, the spiritual (including objective moral) side of man could not be cloned with this, and would most-likely be a mindless human-like animal, but I'm just going to dismiss this since this is a mostly-secular forum, and what's the fun in dismissing it?