Earth 6.5- The Official "No nukes" version

[Mikoyan]

Now imagine if NMSSDA had a baby with Spetsnaz and put him on steroids at birth.  Dead Rangers.

that would probably kill the baby

[Ad Bot]

[blazerblock2]

that would probably kill the baby

It's just an exaggeration.

[Mikoyan]

No it was just dumb

[blazerblock2]

As are you.

[Mikoyan]

I don't get it, why would you give steroids to a baby?

[Gojira]

It's a joke
Albeit an unfunny one

[SWAT One]

Vanguard Units are the modern-day ninjas.  Case closed.

However, they can effectively blend into the civillian population as well.

In other news,

Projekt: Axolotl  >> Completed
Projekt: Hive  >> Commencing, at 20%

[xxxxkill]

As far as your bionic implants, man over machine.

Men can't punch through walls, cloak, spin around and launch explosives all around them, or see through walls without special goggles and stuff.
Machine > Man

[Tomcat]

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     KINTHRAIAN NEWS REPORT
The project director of the bionics breakthrough department of the government's biochemical augmentation program has been found dead in his office this morning. A Self Delete note was found scrawled on a notepad in his very own handwriting, blood smudging the erratic, chilling words as he describes the reasons for his Self Delete. The police have found a 12-gauge shotgun at the crime scene, allegedly used in the Self Delete. There is some doubt about the authenticity of the Self Delete, as police reports seem to be contradictory. What is sure is that Kintharia has lost a noble man today.

[blazerblock2]

see through walls

Those are some high power goggles.

EDIT: rip in peace project director of bionics breakthrough department of the government's biochemical augmentation program

[xxxxkill]

EDIT: rip in peace project director of bionics breakthrough department of the government's biochemical augmentation program

Yeah, RIP.
A forensics team is sent in to investigate, the facility is closed down for the duration of the investigation. Suspicion arose when several of the scientist's friends, colleagues, and lab assistants all reported that the man was very happy and cheerful about his work prior. The Self Delete note is taken by the government, and stored in a secure location.

[SWAT One]

Men can't punch through walls, cloak, spin around and launch explosives all around them, or see through walls without special goggles and stuff.
Machine > Man

So you're not familiar with the G4 project at all.

[blazerblock2]

I'm not sure that a genetically enhanced man can be stronger than a man with muscles that have been enhanced by hi-tech machinery.

[Gojira]

uh we're almost out of debt with about 15% of it left to pay off

[blazerblock2]

Pays off debt.
Makes stealth suits.
Back in debt.

Ladies and gentlemen, the cycle of Gojira.