Author Topic: SCP-504: the game (Read 4296 times)

Gojira · August 26, 2012, 07:10:22 PM

Tomato remains inert.

Why is everybody jumping for joy?
Joy is stuck on the roof.

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Alteration · August 26, 2012, 07:12:17 PM

Tomato clocked at 30 mph, fractured subject's jawbone.

Why couldn't the Russians board the airplane?
The pilot was stalin.

HellHound · August 26, 2012, 07:19:41 PM

[REDACTED BY ORDER OF 05-█]

Why didn't my computer's speaker work?
It's not a person, it doesn't talk.

Gojira · August 26, 2012, 07:31:51 PM

Tomato clocked at 50 mph, internal injuries to the subject's chest area confirmed

Why is this forum so square?
Because it's the Blockland forums.

HellHound · August 26, 2012, 07:36:41 PM

Tomato clocked at 987 km/h into the subject's eye causing [REDACTED].

Why do they call Slenderman slenderman?

Because, he needs to eat more.

Alteration · August 26, 2012, 07:41:00 PM

Tomato disconnected from stalk and hit the ground. Subject completely unharmed.

Which side of the cat has fur?
The outside.

Legodude77 · August 26, 2012, 07:48:57 PM

Tomato clocked at speeds of 300mph, subjects legs decapitated.

What did the young boy get for Christmas?
Cancer

Alteration · August 26, 2012, 07:50:25 PM

Tomato got cancer too. Whoops.

Why can lego people get muscle fast?
Because it's easy to build it up.

Anti-Block · August 26, 2012, 07:51:34 PM

tomato travels around the world three times before gently resting on an table in malasia. subject's [EXPUNGED] got so [EXPUNGED] they had to [EXPUNGE] it like five times

why did the chicken cross the road?
because it had OCD and if it didn't it would be worried about it the rest of the day

HellHound · August 26, 2012, 07:53:21 PM

Tomato clocked at 2743200 m/s. Cleanup crew request granted.

What's 2+2? 22.

Watcher In The Myst · August 26, 2012, 07:57:46 PM

Tomato moves forward a foot, falls off pedestal.

[REDACTED]

MaroonCacti · August 26, 2012, 08:01:17 PM

tomato sits still for 5 seconds before it begings to turn left and right in quick motions like it is shaking "no"

how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
just juan.

xxxxkill · August 26, 2012, 08:04:16 PM

Tomato broke sound barrier, wall behind subject punctured and destroyed.

Argon walks into a bar and the bartender says, "HEY, WE DON'T SERVE YOUR KIND HERE!"
Argon doesn't react.

HellHound · August 26, 2012, 08:06:08 PM

Tomato clocked at Mach 9

What happened when somebody told a bad joke to SCP-504?

It turned the person into ketchup!

Planr · August 26, 2012, 08:07:08 PM

tomato began to breakdance

knock knock whoese ther mahboi