Author Topic: The object(s) in this direction is now your... v2  (Read 6074 times)

"that was easy" button
wtf

the thing closest to the computer screen is now your god

2 DS games I'm planning to sell. Crud.

The object farthest on the left side of you is now a worthless pile of ashes.

The object farthest on the left side of you is now a worthless pile of ashes.

My brother.
Fitting.

The object beneath you is now what your sitting on.
Oh wait...

A couch

The object to the left of the nearest sink is now your head

A cake.  :cookieMonster:

The the object that is the farthest from you has become your feet, and the closest has become your head.

A cake.  :cookieMonster:

The the object that is the farthest from you has become your feet, and the closest has become your head.
My feet is guitar and my head is my NES remote.
EDIT: Forgot: The thing your sitting/standing/laying on is now your only friend.

A rug
:(

The farthest thing from you in the room you're in is now your entire body.

a chair
:(

the closest thing to your right grew legs, ears, and a tail and now is your pet.

a giant bag of peanuts
i'm a monster
a well fed monster


the closest liquid is now the life source of an alien civilization!

The closest liquid is my blood.  stuff.

The object to your front left is now shoved into a pipe and you are forced to smoke it.

methamphetamine salts
oh god no please no

the object closest to your ears is now permanently stuck to them!

Headphones.
Whatever I never take them off anyways.


The object your knee (besides your pants, or whatever other article of clothing you're wearing) is touching is now what your leg is made out of (the material)

Air. I'm one leg less now.

The object to your left is now on your right, no matter what is already there.

so my bed went through my window okay

the object you're sitting on is now above you

A chair
stuff

The last thing you ate is now in your hair.