The object(s) in this direction is now your... v2

[ghost_man]

pizza
ffff

The object to your back is now sitting on you.

[Ad Bot]

[K9 Kid]

In soviet russia
chair sits on u

the object you last threw is now part of your foot
ie: a baseball, football, water balloon

[Dezcaban]

a chair wheel
a wheel
i like where this is going
can i be a transformer


The last object you held with two hands is now mounted to your left arm.

[K9 Kid]

My 3DS?
awesome :D
i can take it to school :D
wait
what if it rains
and how do i charge it?
.......I'll just work it out

object you last touched with your head is now the new national currency :3

[shyGriff]

headphones?
???????????

the object you last punched is now a panda

[Jaxx]

i now have to swing open a panda every time i want to leave my dorm. sigh.

the object to your direct right of your head is now greasy

[Texan101]

The air? :Shudders:

The object in front of your foot is now nacho cheese.

[shyGriff]

a rug
ew

the object you last KICKED is now a panda

[Duhman115]

a rug
ew

the object you last KICKED is now a panda

That would happen to be a broken Viderocard in the trash!

The object directly left of your face is rlcbm

[Jaxx]

That would happen to be a broken Viderocard in the trash!

The object directly left of your face is rlcbm

a towel. works for me! can wipe my ass on his face.

the coldest object around you is now a NEW SUN

[Slate521]

My lamp is a new sun. Apparently it's missing a lightbulb.

The object in front of you is now a brick.

[Duhman115]

What did you say? My monitor is as slow as a brick today!

The last object you sat on, prior to your seat, is now trying to kill you with a machete

[Electrk]

Another chair.

The room you're in right now is now filled with the gas form of the object right behind you.

[Duhman115]

Another chair.

The room you're in right now is now filled with the gas form of the objec right behind you.

WHY IS THERE GAS COMING FROM MY CLOTHES BASKET!?

The object closest to your bike,scooter, or car is now covered with fur

[PixelKid]

WHY IS THERE GAS COMING FROM MY CLOTHES BASKET!?

The object closest to your bike,scooter, or car is now covered with fur

The street is furry. What the forget kind of nightmare is this?

The object closest to your ceiling is your snake.