Beachhum isnt gonna be a daddy. Bitches be crazy.

[Beachbum]

they should be

graduated and already have a good paying job. forget school, lol.

Seems like a low chance of her being pregnant. When is she going to take a pregnancy test?

I'ma give it a couple days until I buy her one.

it's funny because that's probably exactly what'll happen

Probably. I love the idea of not working. Taking care of kids > Sitting at a desk 9-5 any day. I'd kill myself if I had to do this for the next 60 years.

[Ad Bot]

[Scream.]

if you get together with people of the same gender, this never happens

DO YOU UNDERSTAND MY PROCESSES NOW

<3

[Beachbum]

if you get together with people of the same gender, this never happens

DO YOU UNDERSTAND MY PROCESSES NOW

<3

yes.

richard4life now.

[Yosher]

Beach lives in apartment worth at least $2,000,000

is this actually true or is this just one of those dumb internet lies

[RedGajin]

if you get together with people of the same gender, this never happens

DO YOU UNDERSTAND MY PROCESSES NOW

<3

but i read on tv that lesbians get pregnant with spawns from hell and thats why they should all be killed

[Beachbum]

is this actually true or is this just one of those dumb internet lies

it's an apartment my dad owns, i just live here. temporarily.

and it's not worth that much, it's 1,300,000 some odd pennies thrown in there.

[ATKitton.]

Allllll girls say that when their boyfriend breaks up with them to try to get them to come back. I've never said it cause ive dated nothing but starfishs =P
But seriously. Its that old trick chicks pull when they dont want their guy to leave.

[Scream.]

but i read on tv that lesbians get pregnant with spawns from hell and thats why they should all be killed

stuff

[RagnaTheBroedge]

Allllll girls say that when their boyfriend breaks up with them to try to get them to come back. I've never said it cause ive dated nothing but starfishs =P
But seriously. Its that old trick chicks pull when they dont want their guy to leave.

yeah this'll probably last like a week till he remembers to stop by cvs and pick up a tester

[ATKitton.]

yeah this'll probably last like a week till he remembers to stop by cvs and pick up a tester

naw. shes pulling it cause she thinks she cant live without him... or his money.

[Beachbum]

naw. shes pulling it cause she thinks she cant live without him... or his money.

can't be the second, her family is richer than mine, lol. she could legit buy every single one of my possessions and her parents wouldn't care about the charge on her card.

 ;-;

[Gamefandan]

ive dated nothing but starfishs

:I


Hey Beachy, so this girl, you should stick it in her pooper.

No seriously, pregnancy test is required here; it's scary to think that my friend who is only a year older than me might be a daddy. Also who the forget is beachhum?

[Planr]

I hope you make a good father, beach. God bless and good luck!

[Beachbum]

:I


Hey Beachy, so this girl, you should stick it in her pooper.

No seriously, pregnancy test is required here; it's scary to think that my friend who is only a year older than me might be a daddy. Also who the forget is beachhum?

I'm gonna give it a few days an then buy her a test. See if this all washes over or not.

(lol, period pun TOTALLY intended)

I hope you make a good father, beach. God bless and good luck!

<3

[._maxwell23461_.]

Beachbums a daddy, part une.

In all seriousness congrats beach, you must feel really proud and happy right now!