I don't think you should fight fire with fire, that would just make it an even bigger fire! fight fire with water, so that you can actually put it out :P But seriously, go get a cat, give her the cat, tell her to look at the paw, have the cat have a note tied to its paw, and make her read it while pouring water all over the cat and putting it on her head XD sorry, just a lil' bit random today ^_^ :D