Black Ops II Megathread: Best Assault Rifle; AN-94? M27? Nope, SCAR.

[Bahamut]

i try to party up with friends but they all have loving horrible mics and they play music and it overpowers their voices so all i hear is their music

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[Zloff]

Things seem different, what hap--

SMGs:
        All + Silencers: reduced range. oh FUK YES
Assault Rifles:
        All: reduced idle sway. cool I guess
        M27: reduced amount of bullets to headshot kill at all ranges, increased 4-hit kill range. Yes
        Type25: reduced amount of bullets to headshot kill at all ranges, slightly reduced maximum hip fire spread. YES
        SCAR: Increased 3-hit kill range.  Maximum amount of bullets to kill is now 4. YEEEESS
        SWAT-556: entry increased from medium to large, reduced burst delay. AAAHAHAHAHA OH YES
        MTAR: increased 3-hit kill range. MUST BE MY FRIGGEN BIRTHDAY
        SMR: slight increase to damage so that 2 hit kills can still happen with minor entry, headshot multiplier increased at long distance. FEELS LIKE CHRISTMAS MORNING
        FAL OSW + Select Fire: increased recoil, increased hip spread. stuff, W/E
LMGs:
        All: ADS in and out time reduced. MMMMMMMHMHMHMHRMMMM GOOD
Shotguns:
       SRM1216: slightly increased short range damage. !!!!!!!!FUN
Pistols:
       Executioner: increased medium range damage. FUUN FUN UFN

all of the sudden my KDR is 0.01 higher

maps: terrible
guns: all are loving stuff except for the smgs
community: the worst to ever loving exist
killstreaks: difficult to obtain if the enemy team is loving RAPING YOUR GOD DAMN starfish AND THEY'RE NOT EVEN THAT loving GOOD
balancing: HAHAHAHA WHAT THE forget IS BALANCING?!

I know I'm raging but loving SERIOUSLY?
past 10 games I've played
10 games I've played
(different gamemodes) were top player has swarm and vsat already loving active, team is losing by a huge loving margin, and the enemy team was dropshotting with smgs. pisses me off to no end

bro

i know that feel

[Bahamut]

welp

just went 41-14 with the fal, and about 31-5 the previous game

suuuuuuuuch a good gun

[Bahamut]

okay so uh

my friend linked me to a video about "Illuminati in CoD" and it was showing (what the person thought to be) satanic signs on top of the cars in Black Ops and stuff

so when I went into Black Ops II, and I saw a blown up car, i decided to investigate DUNNANANANAAA



TELL ME YOU DON'T SEE THAT omg illuminati kill all hail satan

[Aces]

odd future wolf gang

[Bahamut]

odd future wolf gang

ILLUMINATI!!!!!!!!!!1

[Jairo]

omg the scopes on sniper rilfes are like the all seeing eye!!!!!
CONFIRMT ELUMInational socialist SIMBOLIZM

[Bahamut]

omg the scopes on sniper rilfes are like the all seeing eye!!!!!
CONFIRMT ELUMInational socialist SIMBOLIZM

its obvious

theyre taking over!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kevso]

PDW 57 in zombies..... OH MY GAWD YES AGSHSBBJDB...

[Maze24]

 I use the PDW so much without trying to get it gold that I got it to second prestige before I got the 100 headshots lol

[Jairo]

I use the PDW so much without trying to get it gold that I got it to second prestige before I got the 100 headshots lol

it's double weapon xp this weekend so it could be that

[TheScout]

wait
so bahamut hates SMGs more than everything
but 3 of his top 5 guns are SMGs

what

[Bahamut]

wait
so bahamut hates SMGs more than everything
but 3 of his top 5 guns are SMGs

what

they've been my top 3 since like

late november-early december

and it depends on the attachments. if i get killed with a pdw with foregrip or something, i'm not that mad

but if i get killed by a sprayer with ext. mags, laser sight, and suppressor, then i'm mad

[Donro98]

What if they dont spray?

[Bahamut]

What if they dont spray?

Think of it this way. If someone is going pubstomp tryhard, you're going to get mad

no matter what they're using

if someone isn't trying their ass off and doing decent with an smg, you aren't going to get as mad