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[Mr.jacksaunt]

btw we're Ravenwood PMC, and we probably won't engage if you don't engage. Unless you pop up behind us on a female char at 12:30am. Then we'll chase you until you Alt-F4. which is like 3 seconds.

guys look out this guy is SRS
(also dont alt f4 your char will still end up staying for 10 seconds after you do it)

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[SpitFir3Tornado]

guys look out this guy is SRS
(also dont alt f4 your char will still end up staying for 10 seconds after you do it)

everyone always says 'wow omg he is so SRS watch out d00d' until they meet us. we went into a town and people were so scared they walked into the building we were occupying and just dropped all their stuff and asked for mercy.

we are friendly, we're willing to trade, adn we mostly play european servers.

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everyone always says 'wow omg he is so SRS watch out d00d' until they meet us. we went into a town and people were so scared they walked into the building we were occupying and just dropped all their stuff and asked for mercy.

we are friendly, we're willing to trade, adn we mostly play european servers.

i seriously doubt that first statement, unless you have a skull mask, demon armor, and flame rings spawn around you, nobody would be scared

[HerpaDerp]

i seriously doubt that first statement, unless you have a skull mask, demon armor, and flame rings spawn around you, nobody would be scared

People will be scared when they see a gun in hand

[Gear]

People will go batstuffs insane when they see another person

Fixed

[AQuietBadger]

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[Mr.jacksaunt]

I just found out how global inventory works
If I had known when I had my crossbow... :(

[SpitFir3Tornado]

i seriously doubt that first statement, unless you have a skull mask, demon armor, and flame rings spawn around you, nobody would be scared

7 guys with assault rifles all dressed in similiar gear moving in military formation through a town. let alone the sniper we have set up on the cliff with a man with shotgun covering him.

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7 guys with assault rifles all dressed in similiar gear moving in military formation through a town. let alone the sniper we have set up on the cliff with a man with shotgun covering him.

hahaha you guys are forgetin spergs

[Comatose]

Just got the game, downloading it now.

[AQuietBadger]

Ran into a town with my shotgun and pistol, and met a player. Couldn't ask him if he was friendly, because he was being chased by about 3 zombies, which were going to kill me if I didn't stop moving. Eventually, he attracted about 15 zombies. We each climbed ontop of a car. He was pretty close to me, on his little car. He kept shining his flashlight in my eyes (he was a newspawn), and it blinded me. I told him if he did it again, I would kill him. He did it anyway, and I shot him twice with my pistol. He stopped, and he just sat there. I logged out.

[Mr.jacksaunt]

>hit disconnect button
>see zombie running towards you
>zombie is chasing someone else
>person has bat
>killed at "disconnecting soon..."
Seriously how loving handicapped does this game have to be.

[AQuietBadger]

Just killed 2 people.

First one was a guy with a Saiga shotgun. Thank god for my pistol.
Second was a handicap who was smacking me with his flashlight.

EDIT: died :c

[Mr.jacksaunt]

EDIT: died :c

This is why you go to a post office to mail your guns away for when you really need them.

[Comatose]

Me and LilRobot keep walking into markets and tripping into zombies mouths.