Oh my god I stuff my pants, can I get in yours?
If your right leg was X-mas, and your right leg was Thanksgiving, could I visit you between the holidays?
Wanna play house, you'll be the door and I can slam you.
The word of the night is legs, lets go back to my place and spread the word.
Ever wanted to be a train conductor, I can sit on your face and you can CHEW CHEW.
Most of these either get you laughed at or slapped, but I still use em
