Corny Pick-Up Lines

[Cucumber!]

Roses are red, violets are blue

daffodils are yellow

sunflowers are also yellow

lilly pads are green, obviously

Where was I? Oh, right, meet me in the back of the pantry and bring your orthopedic pillow thing

[Ad Bot]

[fred da kiko]

Hey baby. are you high, because you sure are smoking.

[Tremrist]

hey babe, are you tremrist?, because hes cool, hot and awesome just like you, not as much as him though.

greatest one evre

[fred da kiko]

hey babe, are you tremrist  ferd de koko?, because hes cool, hot and awesome just like you, not as much as him though.

greatest one evre

fixt

[Wynd_Fox]

Just you and me and a bottle of wine.
Down at Jefftown Creek.


If they like mediocre music, this'll surely work.

[Scorch]

Suck my baby batter cannon

[Darkness ZXW]

Just you and me and a bottle of wine.
Down at Jefftown Creek.


If they like mediocre music, this'll surely work.

You and me, and a bottle of wine
And I'll hold you tonight
Save tonight~~

[Flubbman]

Roses are red
Pickles are green
I like your legs
And what's in between

-Professor Sparty

[Crêpe]

"Go forget yourself"
                       ~Wolverine

[steve5451]

I wanna take that concept, turn it into an object.

I'd like to take those objects and put them in my videos.

[cowman]

Hey baby are you from Tennasee because you're the only Ten-I-See
get it?
no?
okay

Im 8....

[Man 2]

Are you a bandit? Because I'd like to give you a taste of my dragonbone warhammer.

No seriously I want to bash your skull in.

[Böltster]

'you're one fine looking sheila

you should open up your cunt and let me put my rooster inside it'

an aussie classic

[Ceist]

IF I COULD REARRANGE THE ALPHABET
I'D PUT U AND I TOGETHER.

[Mr. Wonman]

Oh my god I stuff my pants, can I get in yours?
If your right leg was X-mas, and your right leg was Thanksgiving, could I visit you between the holidays?
Wanna play house, you'll be the door and I can slam you.
The word of the night is legs, lets go back to my place and spread the word.
Ever wanted to be a train conductor, I can sit on your face and you can CHEW CHEW.
Most of these either get you laughed at or slapped, but I still use em