Author Topic: snake/Ball injuries (Read 11353 times)

Planr · October 30, 2012, 10:01:18 PM

Quote from: Alyx Vance on October 30, 2012, 10:00:16 PM

Um.. White dots? I don't think thats good.

I think I once found the wikipedia article on the condition. it was a while ago but I remember it saying it could be treated with infrared lasers or something

Quote from: Jetlok on October 30, 2012, 10:00:58 PM

arent richards usually crooked like that

well no... mine didnt use to be that way

Quote from: Wynd_Fox on October 30, 2012, 10:00:35 PM

What's the meatus?

the end part of the snake... oh gosh why in the world do i even know this stuff.

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Racerboy · October 30, 2012, 10:03:12 PM

This is the best thread ever.

Frosting · October 30, 2012, 10:03:38 PM

I got the classic getting kicked in the balls. Also, one time, someone threw a football right in the spot.....imagine the worst pain anyone could ever feel.

Jubel · October 30, 2012, 10:03:47 PM

Quote from: Camera on October 30, 2012, 09:21:09 PM

Fapping too many times a day makes your snake sore.

so many this

Planr · October 30, 2012, 10:04:28 PM

i'm kind of surprised at myself that i have no problem telling an internet forum of other worldwide teenagers about really personal stuff about myself yet i wont even tell anyone this kind of stuff in real life... thats really weird of me :|

Tokthree · October 30, 2012, 10:05:41 PM

Quote from: Planr on October 30, 2012, 10:01:18 PM

the end part of the snake... oh gosh why in the world do i even know this stuff.

I'm... Fairly certain that it isn't called the meatus

Alyx Vance · October 30, 2012, 10:05:58 PM

Next time my cousin nutshots me I'm going to unleash a barrage of punches into his testicles.

Dezcaban · October 30, 2012, 10:06:35 PM

Planr · October 30, 2012, 10:06:51 PM

Quote from: Alyx Vance on October 30, 2012, 10:05:58 PM

Next time my cousin nutshots me I'm going to unleash a barrage of punches into his testicles.

why punches. thats so lame. kick him or use a skateboard!

Shadowed999 · October 30, 2012, 10:07:47 PM

Quote from: Dezcaban on October 30, 2012, 10:06:35 PM

gay

I don't see anything happy bout being punched in the balls, bro.

sir dooble · October 30, 2012, 10:08:27 PM

Quote from: Planr on October 30, 2012, 09:59:26 PM

my snake is also bent to the side now whenever i get an erection...

There is a form of surgery of this that I have heard of.

It does cause a decrease in length.

Might be this: WARNING LINK CONTAINS IMAGES AND VIDEO OF snake

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peyronie%27s_disease

http://www.channel4embarrassingillnesses.com/video/consultations/consultation-peyronie-s-disease/

Quote from: Tokthree on October 30, 2012, 10:05:41 PM

I'm... Fairly certain that it isn't called the meatus

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meatus
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urinary_meatus

The Meatus is literally the opening of the Urethra.
The Urethra is the tube that runs within the snake, the Meatus is the physical end opening of it.

Alyx Vance · October 30, 2012, 10:08:58 PM

Quote from: Planr on October 30, 2012, 10:06:51 PM

why punches. thats so lame. kick him or use a skateboard!

I was going to hit him with a golf club but he put a bottle of butane in his pants so If I hit it we all went boom.

Quote from: Dezcaban on October 30, 2012, 10:06:35 PM

gay

Quote from: Shadowed999 on October 30, 2012, 10:07:47 PM

I don't see anything happy bout being punched in the balls, bro.

._maxwell23461_. · October 30, 2012, 10:09:24 PM

Quote from: Dezcaban on October 30, 2012, 10:06:35 PM

gay

straight

Dezcaban · October 30, 2012, 10:09:37 PM

Alyx Vance · October 30, 2012, 10:10:25 PM

Quote from: Dezcaban on October 30, 2012, 10:09:37 PM

you don't PUNCH people in the balls
so gay

Call it what you want but it still hurts like a bitch.