Day 1... Captain's Log...

[Mardalf]

Day 41: it seems that the entire crew has started keeping daily logs
im not sure how I feel on this matter

[Ad Bot]

[Orion]

Day 42: half the crew died to AIDSCANCER. we stopped at the slave ship market to bring on 40 more crew members to work the engines.

[xbox 360 fan]

Day 43: Gandalf confronts our ship and yells, "YOU SHALL NOT PASS"
loose a turn

[Mr. Hurricane]

Day 44: We pass anyway.

[Legodude77]

Day 45: Stopped by walmart to get some deals from black friday.

[Mr. Hurricane]

Day 46: We stop at a local store for "Small business Saturday". I have no clue why people believe in this day.

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

[LOG]             Day 47 : This day was unlike the others. We went through the local store to buy us some stuff, Fuel, Metal, Guns, etc. It was all going fine until one of our crew members named "cigarette" yelled, "ALIENS!!!1", we looked out the window and there was aliens there like he said, we were fighting the aliens with our weapons, they killed our crew member cigarette. We fought them off and now we got free fuel, the shop owner told us we can take everything for saving his store.
We take everything, including the guys virginity.
We head back to the ship doing repairs, we fully repaired the ship before it exploded into stuff.
                    
                                                                                                                                                                                       [ENDLOG]

[MaroonCacti]

Day 48
lole i am mister captin i am huge cigaretteet lolol
[Excuse this entry someone must have got into my logs somehow.]

[T0XIC]

49: I jizzed all over the roosterpit. Everything is malfunctioning. Send help or we're all doomed.

[CheeseDragon]

50: I finally cleaned the roosterpit using only my tongue. All of our power supplies are down though...

[mp7964]

51: I realized how loving handicapped I am for cleaning the roosterpit with my tongue and have come down with space-herpes. God dammit.

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

52 : I wonder how I got Space Herpes with my own jizz.

[Legodude77]

Day 53: Turns out that hot vixen babe I made out with last week had space herpes.

[Funnelcakes]

Holy stuff guys, we accidently counted to 50.

[TheBlackParrot]

Day 55: I forgot to put the day on the last entry.