A criminal breaks into your home...

[Nobot]

He has a gun and he broke through the window closest to your room (but not in your room)
Do you have a weapon to kill him with? If so how would you do it? Be honest please.

Me I have a pocket knife so I might be able to sneak stab him but would most likely fail and I'd get shot.

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[Cookiez664]

Call 911 and

I'd grab my base ball bat and go commando

WAM

[Rainzx¹]

All my parents have for defense is a golf club.
I would hit him with it and then die.

[fawkes..]

I have a small penknife and a small rock that i could quickly grab, im going to die.

[Clone v.117]

What I expect this thread to be - "i have a knife/gun/x so i kill him from behind"
What would happen in real life - "i have a knife/gun/x but cant do stuff and either freeze, hide, run or get taken hostage/killed"

Though since it is all fantasy I have a collection of knives in my room so I boobytrap my door (because i can obv do that (with magic)) and he dies the end.

[S7]

I have a mug, laptop, two speakers, textbook and 3kg weighted box that I could throw at him.

[MyNameIsYou]

I have some power tools

[Maxwell23461]

Cut him with paper, seriously, paper cuts are the most painful thing ever.

[Kumquat]

throw rocks at him, such as the way of the assassin creed guard.

[Electrk]

Drown him in tears

[Glassy]

I would wait for him to come in behind my door and stab him in the back of the head with a pen screwdriver.

[danisaac5]

i have a japanese self defence weapon called the kubotan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kubotan)
i can use it on pressure points and its made out of solid stainless steel to its got some weight to it.

[BubbaGum]

Uh
Considering he hasnt found me yet I'd just escape out my window and run away and hide

[Cookiez664]

Uh
Considering he hasnt found me yet I'd just escape out my window and run away and hide

you're a brave woman

[Steve5452]

Everyone thinks they'd go hardass and break their skull with a bat, but in reality you would see the gun, stuff yourself, and cry.