Author Topic: A criminal breaks into your home...  (Read 3493 times)

Call 911 and

I'd grab my base ball bat and go commando

WAM
Doesn't that mean wearing no clothes...?

Well dying would be my go-to response to the situation
He'd have a gun. He'd use it. People don't care about other people. Especially not burglars. I'd get shot. No question.
..no, he would not use it. he's a burglar. he's there to steal so he can feed his family/himself/buy a nice new toy/whatever. once he kills someone he's got 10x more heat on him. won't even have time to steal stuff before he has to leave.

I learned how to throw pocket knives about 2 years ago and I have 7 heavy weighted 6" folding knives, 1 ninja star and one self made hand-crossbow. I miss fired it once and ripped off all the skin on the top of my index finger, with enough remaining force to poke a 2" hole in the wall.

But I'd probably just call 911 and hide with my knives so I could give the cops inside info. Unless I hear gunshots, there's no need to go full aggro, cause that's how YOU die.

Given that I've lived in my house for a while now, I know all the spots that creak and all the spots that allow you to be dead silent, not to mention the spots in my house that allow you to hide perfectly unseen. I also have a personal bathroom, so I could hide in the mini hall leading to my bathroom, wait for the door to open and the floor board beneath my door to creak, then make a wide swing from around the corner with any one of my knives.

As a member of NHAA, one of the biggest recommendations they make for home defense is a surprise counter attack.

i just shoot him.

not much else needs to be done lol

As a member of NHAA, one of the biggest recommendations they make for home defense is a surprise counter attack.
In reality: hide in closet while he walks up to you while you stand there with a pocketknife going "I R HURTD U".
Also cool you're a member of a athletic association? http://nhaa.leaguetoolbox.com/league/

Alarm would go off
It's loud as balls and would probably scare him.

Grab my dad's giant cooking knife, thats like a sword.

Call the police and hide.

If I injure him I could be arrested too. UK law ladies and gentlemen!

No weapons, exit too far...

I guess it depends on what kind of weapon he has.
Gun = forgeted, knife (and doesn't know how to throw it) = possible escape

If I injure him I could be arrested too. UK law ladies and gentlemen!
that's ridiculous wtf

Have a switch blade. I'd hide and surprise him, and then stab him a lot until ded.  :panda:  :panda:

I have a steel corner-lamp with a really heavy base, it's long so it has plenty of reach and it isn't plugged in because I don't use it.
I'd cave his skull in while he was busy pointing his gun at my sister because her room has the closest window to mine

Hope it's jesus just wanting to chill and share some wine and a book of the bible or two

Oh wait NOPE just chuck testa

I would like, mess up my hair and walk past him talking to myself about cutting my dog and then look at him funny. Maybe he'd leave after that

I would like, mess up my hair and walk past him talking to myself about cutting my dog and then look at him funny. Maybe he'd leave after that
um nope dont think thatd work :[