A criminal breaks into your home...

[Thar]

Tackle him and burn the house down around us while we are locked in an epic battle of hand to hand mortal combat

In the end we'll both die

[Ad Bot]

[Yosher]

Everyone thinks they'd go hardass and break their skull with a bat, but in reality you would see the gun, stuff yourself, and cry.

exactly this. it's the whole goddamn zombie apocalypse bullstuff all over again. "yeah when the zombie apocalypse comes i will become unrealistically brave and fight off the zombies with my arsenal of death weapons that i apparently have in my basement and will totally wipe out an army consistent of millions of zombies!!!

[Maxwell23461]

bitch I know terrafirmacraft don't even mess with someone who couldn't even forge a SWORD

[Tokerovin]

Last benchmark I  was armed and ready to fight in twenty seconds.

Yes, with a gun.

[CopBlock]

hide in my closet lol

[TeslaCoil]

Due to gun restrictions set up in the future you are all doomed to die or be robbed. Yay for leftist ideals!

[Thar]

Due to gun restrictions set up in the future you are all doomed to die or be robbed. Yay for leftist ideals!

You will be assimilated into our socialist regime

Do not resist

[Man 2]

I have an industrial cardboard tube in my bedroom. It is roughly four feet in length, hollow, with a wall about a half-inch thick. Approx. 5 inches in diameter. Used in my mother's workplace; she works at a laundry company. I got to keep a spare. Never know when you might need one. Hard as solid wood. He wouldn't leave without some damage, but idk about defending myself.

[.Atlas]

Saiga next to my lamp less than 5 feet away. Closest window is down the stairs in the kitchen. Standard house clear, if I see him I drop to keep from hitting anything behind him and then send him to hell. Buck shot from the ranges inside my house (with the choke I have on it) would make a huge hole in whatever I hit.

[Man 2]

He wouldn't leave without some damage, but idk about defending myself.

forget that
I'd get shot dead in a heartbeat

[Fredulus]

why the hell is everyone assuming he's going to shoot you lol
that's the absolute worst thing he could do, he'd have police all over his ass

he just wants to steal some stuff and leave, the worst he'll do is point the gun at you and tell you not to forget around
not worth it at all to kill him either

[Darkness ZXW]

Everyone thinks they'd go hardass and break their skull with a bat, but in reality you would see the gun, stuff yourself, and cry.

well
>grab glock
>see him
>stuff my pants
>fire two rounds
>miss twice
>cry
>spagetti falls out of pockets
>die

in all actuality i'd just give him all my expensive stuff and wait for him to leave, maybe file some charges to the police, plus if he goes into the garage which is nearest to me he'd probably steal the $30,000 of musical equipment and $10,000+ of recording software and computers and then just leave

[Man 2]

why the hell is everyone assuming he's going to shoot you lol
that's the absolute worst thing he could do, he'd have police all over his ass

he just wants to steal some stuff and leave, the worst he'll do is point the gun at you and tell you not to forget around
not worth it at all to kill him either

Well dying would be my go-to response to the situation
He'd have a gun. He'd use it. People don't care about other people. Especially not burglars. I'd get shot. No question.

[TeslaCoil]

You will be assimilated into our socialist regime

Do not resist

You will fail!

[Mega-Bear]

The best thing I have is a walking stick with a blunt handle, but it would be pretty useless.

Due to gun restrictions set up in the future you are all doomed to die or be robbed. Yay for leftist ideals!

forget off lol