A criminal breaks into your home...

[Khain]

my room is in the 2nd floor so im forgeted

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[AssassinDevil2]

450 fps airsoft gas mp7, 1400 rounds per minute. :D

[HellHound]

Beat him over the head with my brass lamp, it has a busted base and lots of squares on the base.

[beachbum111111]

Kill him with an animated gif of my avatar

[TeslaCoil]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKmN2e9UXOY
speaking of criminals
 

[lolz??]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zIJCpUqeb4

[Bisjac]

i been practicing with a tomahawk in my back yard. (that poor tree)
im actually pretty good at this thing lol.


though as a weapon its totally gay and pointless.

[TeslaCoil]

though as a weapon its totally gay and pointless.

It's a tomahawk, last I checked they didn't come to a point. 

[Darkness ZXW]

450 fps airsoft gas mp7, 1400 rounds per minute. :D

lol that wouldn't faze an armed robber

[Katadeus]

It's a tomahawk, last I checked they didn't come to a point. 

Actually they do, at the bottom of the axe blade in most.

Those things are fun.

[lolz??]

lol that wouldn't faze an armed robber

might annoy them

[Kevso]

Throw my giant old box tv at him.

[Blooker]

roosterslap him?

[Blockomanian]

Get my airsoft M16 and make him feel intense and unwanted pain in unwanted places.






His face.

[Lando The Climber²]

I hope Canada becomes a part of the US

forget that, go to the US, don't bring the rest of us on your road trip

OT: I have a BB gun, bang bang between the eyes