Reincarnated - Snoop Dogg!

[Shell]

so the computer issue is solved but we are still lacking in the sprites department. what do i do

i already have sprites for our protagonist but i lost sophia's and clam guy's and the other background characters that i need, and most of those are pretty important

[Ad Bot]

[Shell]

We're the clam guy now.

: What the hell is going on over here, I've received two noise complaints and a few counts of suspicious activity from a few eye witnesses. : Well stuff, this is gonna be really hard to explain... : You see officer, I was swindled by two moustached tricksters. : I was playing a clam game or whatever they're called, and it was rigged! : Get to the point. : They stole all of my money and I ran after them to get it back! : I see, I see. : Can you describe these criminals with the furred lips? : One of them is a little girl, maybe eight or so, with black hair. : She had freaky eyes! They were glowing purple! : And she had magical powers, she teleported out of here before you came? : Sir, are you aware that I can arrest you for lying to a police officer? : I'M NOT LYING! : I even know the room number to the apartment they're staying at. : Just follow me, and you'll believe. : ... : You're lucky I'm nice. And incredibly drunk. I'll play along with your little game. : Station, victim possible code 10-50. : Claims suspect possible code 484 or 459.   ?: 10-20 Officer Hewitt? : KFC Bathroom. Going through with code 10-62A.   ?: 10-4, Hewitt.

(i used actual police scanner codes and looked up the actual uniform of the south african police force. research yay!)

also, i forgeted up the bbcode on this one. can someone take a look at it and tell me what happened :(

[Shell]

: This is the place? : Yes! Come on. : Station, 10-3. Infiltrating suspect location.

[.:FancyPants:.]

> enter dat sheet

[Shell]

: Welcome to KaiTi Motel, how can I be of service to you today? : Best you let me do the talking. : I have been training on my persuasion skills. : Bluh. : You can be of service by telling me what you've done with your hair! : It looks lovely. : Teehee! Thanks! : Anyway, we were just going to visit our family in one of the rooms. : I'm sure a beautiful woman like you wouldn't mind helping us find it? : Well... : Wait a minute. : I see what you're trying to do. : Prettying your words, trying to manipulate me. : You very clearly want something from me, and I know exactly what it is. : If I know what you're thinking, it's n- : forget you! : So much for persuasion. : Here, let me do the talking.

: Ow! : You don't have to shove people. : Ma'am, you're interfering with official police business. : Please escort us to the room. : ... : We've been here for less than a minute and I already hate you both. : What's the room number? : 309. : Room 309. Make it happen. : Actually, I have to take your badge. : What the hell are you talking about? : You don't have the authorization. : Security measures. : We have a badge scanner behind the counter so fake badges don't slip past us. : Let me see it. : No. : Why, because it's fake? : No, because I don't know if you're actually a police officer, therefore I can't tell if you have the authorization. : I'm wearing the outfit. : Could'a stolen it off a dead guy. : This radio? : Same answer. : forget this stuff. : You're a little bitch, you know that? : And you're an starfish! : And your perverted friend doesn't help either. : : We don't need to be escorted anyway. : We'll go ourselves. : I have to give you a pass. : Without a pass, the security guards can and will stop you from going anywhere. : I don't care. : Hopefully your guards aren't as dense and will listen to reason. : Bye! : Call me! : Just get the forget out of here!

[Shell]

: Helt! : Stete your neme and business. : Neme? Stete? : Sorry, we don't speak afrikaans. : Whet? : I'm not speeking efrikeens. : It'ss his accent. : It's ssort of a ssoft ssubject for him. : It annoyss him when people assk about it. : And I see you have a lisp. : This is just fantastic, security guards I can't understand. : Pleasse sstop with your awful dissess, they are not working. : Jusst do what he ssayss and sstate your namess and bussinesss. : I'm ________________ Hewitt. I'm looking for a criminal duo who swindled this unfortunate civilian. : What about this one? : I'm _________________. : I've come to give this officer more details on the offenders. : We need to give you an oral test to make sure you're not mentally unfit for normal human interaction. : I don't have time for this bullstuff. : I'm a police officer, and you're interfering with my business or whatever. Just go away please. : It's pert of protocol. We cennot just let you through without teking the exem. : We would be fired, end it's pretty herd to find jobs here. : God, why is everyone at this motel such an insufferable prick? : Watch your tone, asssshole. : I have half a mind to resstrict your accessss completely. : You already have half of a mind! : Will you let us through, or do we need to make things ugly? : Ha. : You don't sscare uss. : Part of our training includess masstering the art of baritssu. : Listen, we can't let you through. : I'm really not in the mood for a strife. Are you? I'm not. : I'm kinde in the mood for e strife. : Beatss the boring sstuff that ussually goess on in thiss ssecluded, sshallow sshelter. : Okey, now you're just going out of your wey to find words with s in them. : Not cool. : SHUT THE forget UP HOLY ASS : JUST FIGHT US OKAY : WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE A FEDERAL loving ISSUE?

suggest names for these guys okay

[RedGajin]

Jurmom
Bihgd

[Shell]

those are really good names, im gonna use them
thanks

: I'm Andre Hewitt. I'm looking for a criminal duo who swindled this unfortunate civilian.
: What about this one?
: I'm Hadrien van Vuuren.
: I've come to give this officer more details on the offenders.

: I hope you ssuckers know what you're getting into. : Becausse it won't be pretty. : Wow, you're soooo intimidating. : Can we leave trash talk to after the fight? : We're in a hurry. : Hurry you shell not, for our brute force will stop you from reeching your goel.

[Decepticon]

andre pulls out gun
cus' he's a cop
and andre says that attacking him will count as assault during investigation/whatever

[Shell]

: Any moves you make now will count as assault, and these handcuffs are just dying to be used.

: You ere tresspessing, therefore we ere ellowed to use brute force to meke you leeve. : I've got thiss one.

: TASSTE MY FOOT, PEASSANT! : FUUUUCK

[Decepticon]

Hadrien uses his strange stare
Andre requests reinforcements on radio because nobody ever thought of the radio
oh and give last warning and that if they make one move you'll fire.

[Shell]

It's Mr. Normal's turn, silly!

: We can stop this fight now and end future injuries.

: Hell no. : You're not backing out of a fight now.

: Now back away, I have a gun. : Well sstuff, now what? : I heve e plen. : It's e long one, though. Time to discuss.

: Now! : While they're distracted! : Use an area-of-effect move!

: HE'S STERING INTO MY SOOOOUL : WHAT THE FUUUUCK : I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WROOONG

: Wow. : I was actually going to call for backup, but you seem to have handled it. : How did you do that? : Cosmetic eye surgery. : They forgeted up and made my eye too big and creepy looking. : All is well though, because I gained a few new skills from it! That startling scrutiny move is one of many. : That's.... : ...nice. : We should hurry up and find those criminals. : Maybe their room will have glue for my shattered testicles.

[Decepticon]

check mr. normal's pulse
i liked him ;-;
then run to the room.

[Shell]

: They're only unconscious. : Station, just dispatched two code 420s. 10-43. : Maintain radio silence for now. : Let's go. 309, right? : Mmhmm.

: Why don't I have a door breaching weapon? : Keep your voice down, loudmouth. : You don't have one because I only have one gun, and nothing else I have will be good for breaching. : Can I at least have something? : Fine. Hope you can catch!

: Dankie. : Three, two, o- : Wait! : WHAT? : Are we going on 'one' or on 'go'? : GO! : Already? Okay! : NO YOU IDIOT! I WAS TELLING YOU WHAT TO GO ON!

[Shell]

You're Sophia again, about 2 minutes before the events you just saw occured. You have changed your art style considering a certain someone lost your sprites, so you assume everyone else has changed too. You have failed to find your hair tie, so you just forgot about it and instead will keep your long hair. If anyone asks, you had cosmetic eye surgery done, and the doctors forgeted up and made your eye glowy and creepy looking. What shall you do?