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Do you masturbate

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how so
"your such a fatty"
"why are you so mean to me all the time :cccc"
"u know u like it friend"
Like that, but talking to yourslef!


"your such a fatty"
"why are you so mean to me all the time :cccc"
"u know u like it friend"
Like that, but talking to yourslef!

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am i doing this right ??

atheism and agnosticism most likel but dont tell me its not a sin in christianity because christians believe in abstinence
well apparently, they don't give a forget what they believe
because 90% of males masturbate
and 70% of females masturbate
regardless of religious affiliation

I heard at church that acts of homoloveuality are sins. I did not, however, hear anything about procrastination, so I have no idea what my denomination says about that.
The Bible is just like a large-scale telephone game. Translators find ambiguous terms in a foreign language and translate it to what
they think it's supposed to mean.

Also, take into account that Jesus and God love everybody, in my opinion. Their opinions won't change based on your loveuality.

The Christians who believe that homoloveuality is a sin are corrupt, do not listen to them.
« Last Edit: February 10, 2013, 07:17:52 PM by Axolotl2 »

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The Bible is just like a large-scale telephone game. Translators find ambiguous terms in a foreign language and translate it to what
they think it's supposed to mean.

Also, take into account that Jesus and God love everybody, in my opinion. Their opinions won't change based on your loveuality.

The Christians who believe that homoloveuality is a sin is corrupt, do not listen to them.
True, the bible has been translated through many languages, and there probably were some mistranslations. Being a homoloveual is fine, but sodomizing members of the same gender is sinful. Then again, the homoloveuality stuff was written because there were "problems" at the time, so it may be a little dated.

"Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homoloveual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's Laws and how to follow them.

1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of Menstrual "uncleanliness" - Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination, Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homoloveuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there degrees of abomination?

7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?

8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14) I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I'm confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging."

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How do you enjoy us?

I never should have mentioned religion....


Anyway...... uhh......

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So, who here has NOT lost no fap February?