procrastination Megathread - [insert june fap pun here]

[Steve5452]

I use q-tips covered in vaseline, but I've heard of people progressing to the point where they can use pencils, or even their pinkie finger.

the forget

[Ad Bot]

[unkeldolan]

dogs are better than cats

ok

now it's settled

forget off dipstuff
cats > dogs

[DiceyGrammar]

masturbate less > get more driven to get laid > less awkward around girls

it's a flow on effect

[King Leo]

Hey guys what going on in....

I only use lube when I stick things up my butt or urethra, and even then its just vaseline. I think I'm officially the king of things you don't need to know.

I use q-tips covered in vaseline, but I've heard of people progressing to the point where they can use pencils, or even their pinkie finger.

[Clone v.117]

I masturbated once.

[Amerax]

I masturbated once.

And it was awful.

[Clone v.117]

And it was awful.

Cleaning up the blood was the worst part.

[Amerax]

Cleaning up the blood was the worst part.

Yeah. Gluing the snake back on was a pain.

[Mr Man]

Hey guys what going on in....

No, c'mon in and take a seat *Mr Man ties Leo to a chair*

[hodototman]

Potato       69 (30.5%)

ahaha. haha. ha. cough.

[Gamefandan]

While I am right handed, I tend to pleasure myself with my left hand.

I am also very lonely.

[Mr Man]

While I am right handed, I tend to pleasure myself with my left hand.

I am also very lonely.

And why is that?

[Steve5452]

And why is that?

I heard people do that because it's slopper and feels like someone else is doing it.

[Alt]

While I am right handed, I tend to pleasure myself with my left hand.

I am also very lonely.

I try to switch arms so one doesn't get bigger than the other

[_Rave_]

wtf

urethral entry

holy forget please stop