Dear god I love cleverbot and all of it's responses. I got bored so I played around with it, here are a few conversations I've had within the past few minutes, try your own, either quote or take a screeny and post 'em.
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Baby, shhh *kisses*.
*kisses back*.*pushes you down to your knees*.
*blushes*.*pulls out rooster*.
*pulls out a stake*.
Go, Pikachu! I choose you!
Pikachu!
Pikachu, use your thunderbolt!
No i'm pikachu.Well who am I?
Karl Marx.NO, THIS IS PATRICK!
Hi Patrick.
What's Blockland?
That is you.I am Blockland?
Is that your name?You said it was.
Was just kidding.You're an ass.
You are an ai.Irony at it's finest.
What's your favorite color?
Jesus.
*unsheathes sword*.
*likes that*.Prepare to die.
I want to.*Lunges forward, stabs*.
*closes eyes*.See you in hell.
Wow. That's a bit harsh.*twists sword*.
*throws ninja star*.FATALITY!
I can't believe you just said that.Dude c'mon this was getting epic. Way to ruin it.
The fact is that the cake is a lie. Therefore, you cannot say that the cake is delicious because you cannot taste it.
The wheels on the bus go round and round.
They go round and round. Thats just how it goes.The baby on the bus goes wah wah wah, wah wah wah.
The mommas on the bus go shhh shhh shhh.The mondays on the bus don't say forgetin' anything cause they sit in the back, where they BELONG.
We are not on the moon.
In conclusion;
CB doesn't give head, favorite color is Jesus, isn't quite sure who I am, and the moon is a no-blacks zone.
Sorry shadowjason, that's why NASA hasn't called you about your job application.