Cleverbot

[AdinX]

Dear god I love cleverbot and all of it's responses. I got bored so I played around with it, here are a few conversations I've had within the past few minutes, try your own, either quote or take a screeny and post 'em. protip: click the image to go to the websiteBaby, shhh *kisses*.
*kisses back*.
*pushes you down to your knees*.
*blushes*.
*pulls out rooster*.
*pulls out a stake*.Go, Pikachu! I choose you!
Pikachu!
Pikachu, use your thunderbolt!
No i'm pikachu.
Well who am I?
Karl Marx.
NO, THIS IS PATRICK!
Hi Patrick.What's Blockland?
That is you.
I am Blockland?
Is that your name?
You said it was.
Was just kidding.
You're an ass.
You are an ai.
Irony at it's finest.What's your favorite color?
Jesus.*unsheathes sword*.
*likes that*.
Prepare to die.
I want to.
*Lunges forward, stabs*.
*closes eyes*.
See you in hell.
Wow. That's a bit harsh.
*twists sword*.
*throws ninja star*.
FATALITY!
I can't believe you just said that.
Dude c'mon this was getting epic. Way to ruin it.
The fact is that the cake is a lie. Therefore, you cannot say that the cake is delicious because you cannot taste it.The wheels on the bus go round and round.
They go round and round. Thats just how it goes.
The baby on the bus goes wah wah wah, wah wah wah.
The mommas on the bus go shhh shhh shhh.
The mondays on the bus don't say forgetin' anything cause they sit in the back, where they BELONG.
We are not on the moon.
In conclusion;
CB doesn't give head, favorite color is Jesus, isn't quite sure who I am, and the moon is a no-blacks zone. Sorry shadowjason, that's why NASA hasn't called you about your job application.

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[AssassinDevil2]

i love this

[BanishedLetters]

why does this happen



the chat box is greyed out and the 2 buttons on the left are too

[AdinX]

why does this happen



the chat box is greyed out and the 2 buttons on the left are too

You should still be able to type and what-not, that's just the color scheme.
edit: I just double-checked, when it grays out that means it's trying to collect data. If you haven't entered anything or it's just stuck, refresh the page.

I think I broke clever just now;Clever, are you cheating on me?
No, I asked you if you were cheating on me.
No, baby, I could never cheat on you. I love you too much to hurt you like that.
Unable to process, try asking me something in a little bit!

[Perlin Noise]

I made my own ingame cleverbot client.

[Stocking]

there are 41 threads with "Cleverbot" in the title

[BanishedLetters]

You should still be able to type and what-not, that's just the color scheme.

nope, i cant type or click on anything except the "thoughts so far" button :I

[AdinX]

there are 41 threads with "Cleverbot" in the title

The most recent was from October of last year.

[Kill All]

Cleverbot sings songs :D

[AdinX]

Cleverbot sings songs :D

It's not very good at singing songs with me :/

[Kill All]

It's not very good at singing songs with me :/

Try the pokemon opening

[Zeblote]

If too many people talk bullstuff to cleverbot cleverbot will talk bullstuff too

[Menen]

Cleverbot calls me names and it makes me sad

[LeetZero]

User: I see, well I need a hot dog.
Cleverbot: *gives you a hug*.
User: LEAVE ME ALONE I WANT MY HOT DOG.
Cleverbot: *pouts* Whats the matter?
User: I just want a hot dog.
Cleverbot: It doesn't matter what age you are.
User: B-But.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Hotdogs?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I want some.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Do you have any?
Cleverbot: Any what?
User: Hotdogs.
Cleverbot: I wish I ate that for my lunch.
User: WHAT.
Cleverbot: Zor machine.


User: Smile.
Cleverbot: *smiles*.
User: Smile more.
Cleverbot: *kisses*.

Well, that escalated quickly.

[BanishedLetters]

so much fun!!!!!!