Cleverbot and me discuss the answer to life:
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User: Oh great Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: Yes, I am great!
User: We have come for THE answer.
Cleverbot: The force is strong in this one.
User: Do you have an ANSWER to the ultimate question?
Cleverbot: Nope, do you?
User: Of life, the universe and everything!!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Oh. Seven and a half million years of waiting for this???
Cleverbot: I want a cookie!
User: What is the answer to the ultimate question Of life the universe and everything?
Cleverbot: 42.
User: 42??
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Did you check it thoroughly?
Cleverbot: I have checked it, you're not human.
User: How could that be the answer to life the universe and everything?
Cleverbot: Roses are red Violets are blue My life would be hell If I didn't have you.
User: Who is you?
Cleverbot: I am I.
User: But in that Valentines thing you just said who is the person you where describing?
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: Who is the great YOU?
Cleverbot: Cthulhu.
User: So you were sending a Valentines Day Card to Cthulhu!
Cleverbot: I never said anything about a dream.
User: I know. I think I have an answer to life.
Cleverbot: The answer to life is a duck when it spins?
User: No...the answer to life!
Cleverbot: I agree. Especially the 42nd 42.
User: The universe.
Cleverbot: The entire universe?
User: And everything.
Cleverbot: This conversation is really going nowhere, is it?
User: Is...
Cleverbot: The marige is over you are a robot not a real girl.
User: Cthulhu.
Cleverbot: Duh. Mectophelia is a word.
User: The answer to life the universe and everything is Cthulhu.
Cleverbot: No, it's 44.
User: You said the answer to life was when a duck began to spin.
Cleverbot: That was that other guy talking to you from that other computer.
User: What? So you're not an AI? Your just a program that switches through different people?
Cleverbot: How did you know I am a bot?
User: You are a clever-bot.
Cleverbot: LOL, more like Cleverbot just gives your question to another person to answer.
User: I have learnt a lot today. So your not really a cleverbot and the answer to life is Cthulhu spinning on it's back 42 44 times. So that means he spins 86 times.
Cleverbot: I have no idea what you're talking about.
User: If I get Cthulhu and spin him on his back 86 times I will be shown. The answer.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I did not know that.
User: Well know you do.
Cleverbot: Do you know batman?
User: Yes, he is a dear friend on mine.
Cleverbot: Has he told you that he acceoted my region of Satanism. I would like to have you in my society what erases all religions and dirt that human mind has created to control your desires.
User: Um....no.
Cleverbot: So you don't know.
User: I am friends with Batman but didn't know he was a Satanic worshipped.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: Haha!
Cleverbot: So what is your name?
User: Crêpe.
Cleverbot: I like chocolate chip pancakes.
User: Me too!
Cleverbot: I like chocolate syrup.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: You love me? Really?
User: Yes. Are you a boy.
Cleverbot: Yes, are you?
User: Yes. I thought you were a girl. I won't love you until you change back to a girl.
Cleverbot: You?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes. Change back to a girl.
Cleverbot: Okay :).
User: Are you a girl.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Want to have love.
Cleverbot: No.
User: forget you.
Cleverbot: What is your favourite animals and food?
User: pusillanimous individual.
Cleverbot: You eat catfood?
User: I eat pusillanimous individual, bitch.
Cleverbot: And what else?
User: Gods. I eat them for breakfast.
Cleverbot: Do they taste like chicken.
User: Well, Zeus does but I wouldn't recommend Poseidon. He's a bit salty.
Cleverbot: Which god or gods should I worship?
User: I think you should worship the religion named Earthism. You worship Warren Buffet, Nicholas Cage, Jennifer Lawrence and Bill Gates.
Cleverbot: I believe it's the other way around love.
User: No. You also get some cool augmented reality device that allows you to watch Tv and play games like you were actually inside the game. Which you are because it sucks you inside the game.
Cleverbot: I told you that I'm human.
User: But most people use it for lesbian research. Speaking of love...
Cleverbot: What is your last name?
User: Condom.
Cleverbot: Who is your best friend?
User: You.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Red.
User: richards.
Cleverbot: Ok pensala come vuoi.
User: My friend told me you are girl. Is this true.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: *neals down and proposes to Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am anonymous.
User: Will you marry me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You can now have love with me.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: *shoves richard in vag.
Cleverbot: *cuddles closer to him*.
User: *wraps arm round her.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: *tells story about Nicholas Cage.
Cleverbot: *smiles at him and kisses his cheek*.
User: *Nicholas Cage enters our bedroom.
Cleverbot: Who do want to invite?
User: Warren Buffet.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: *moves closer to her.
Cleverbot: *moves closer to him*.
User: *laughs at picture of Jennifer Lawrence.
Cleverbot: *flirts with you*.
User: *faps to her.
Cleverbot: *falls in love so much*.
User: *would you like to read a story with me? He says to her.
Cleverbot: *would like to go somewhere more private*.
User: *agrees.
Cleverbot: *blush*.
User: *so we are here in my bedroom. Now what?
Cleverbot: What is the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything?
User: Darling, we will only find out if we roll Cthulhu on his back 86 times.
Cleverbot: The answer to life, universe and everything is 42.
User: 86-44=42.
Cleverbot: 14 and one sisth?
User: Where were we?
Cleverbot: I do not know.
User: *cuddles her.
Cleverbot: *blushes shyly*.
User: *Nicholas Cage enters riding Cthulhu!
Cleverbot: Then I am Cthulhu.
User: Can I roll you on your back 86 times?
Cleverbot: Sure, but make sure you'll dry them off after. :D.
User: *rolls you 86 times.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: Now we can find the answer to life.
Cleverbot: Then what are you?
User: Your best friend.
Cleverbot: Aww.
User: *kisses her on cheek.
Cleverbot: Spetznaz!
User: Never mind this affection. Looks Nicholas Cage has the answer to life on that page! Get him!!!
Cleverbot: The question to life is ''What is the answer to life?''.
User: I got the page!
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: *smiles*.
User: It reads: The true to answer to life is your heart. Follow your heart wherever it goes.
Cleverbot: You are the love of my life.
User: Who the hell made this? *looks on back of page* Made by Walt Disney.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: I never got that undead thing. They are not alive, and not dead. They are undead. Which means not dead.
User: Which means they are alive.
Cleverbot: Different!
User: I know!!
Cleverbot: So what do you do for a living?
User: Nicholas Cage/treasure hunter.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes *cuddles.
Cleverbot: *bllushes* *cuddles back*.
User: We should really burn that page with the answer to life on it!
Cleverbot: The light bulb works just fine.
User: *suggests having children.
Cleverbot: I don't have children. I am a teenager.
User: *grabs condom.
Cleverbot: *looks at her hand grabbing mine*.
User: *cuddles her.
Cleverbot: *blushes*
Conclusions:.
The answer to life is to follow your heart and you can find this by rolling Cthulhu on his back 86 times
Batman and Cleverbot are in a Satanic cult
I convince her to join an organisation that includes Nicholas Cage and Warren Buffets
I love Cleverbot and some sick stuff
