had this weird dream and now suddenly interested in shoplifting

[lordician]

do you even lift shops

Well played. :D

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[Steve5452]

it's not really exciting unless you're excited about the item you just took
don't steal stuff cause it's not worth getting caught.

[weaver123]

I have a reoccurring dream where my flesh melts while I'm lying in bed because of nuclear fallout.

When I wake up I always check to make sure my flesh isn't melting. :c

I hate my life right now.

[psychomutt]

I keep having strange dreams about my dead pets.

[Jetlok]

i was a kind of accomplise to shoplifting once. it was last year at the end of the school year at a field trip to valley fair and my stuffhead friends found out how easy it is to steal from amusement park shops but they decided to try to grab swimsuits for the waterpark that was there (they got me one too and i totally wore it). I didn't really think we'd get caught so i just went along with it but didn't grab anything myself and oh my god as we're leaving there's an employee at the door and one of them goes super loving suspiciously "WOW IT SUCKS THAT WE DIDNT FIND ANYTHING OH WELL" and then we go RIGHT to the waterpark which is literally right across the forgetin street from the store. a security guard asks the same stuffhead friend if she wears glasses and she says she does and then we're getting questioned and interrogated and
dear god
my friends are the worst liars ever
"our mom bought us these swimsuits from here earlier but then she left because she needed to go see our dying grandma in the hospital so thats why she isnt here right now" (she said OUR mom even though she's a blonde, i have dark brown hair and the third friend is loving BLACK)
also they asked if they could search our lockers where our regular clothes wereand as they were removing things I see something fall to the ground and I bend over to pick it up and itS A loving TAG from one of the swimsuits
since the police there didn't have stuff for brains they found us out and we had to each call our parents and it was so awkward and terrible and I managed to get my mom & my friend's mom to think that I didn't do anything so they wouldn't be disappointed in me :)
we were also supposed to get a thing in the mail that told us how much money we had to pay for the stolen swim suits but none of us got it lol the only punishment we got was a thing that said we can't go to valley fair for 1 year
4 months left :)

[Bravo]

(she said OUR mom even though she's a blonde, i have dark brown hair and the third friend is loving BLACK)

loving lol'd

[Elecro]

I keep having strange dreams about my dead pets.

what about your dead mouse you killed?

[psychomutt]

what about your dead mouse you killed?

go forget yourself.

[MegaScientifical]

I'm in the middle of reading "A&P" for my college English class, and half way in, I think it's about shoplifting. I'll have to see. The descriptions are annoying me, though.

Scratch that, just some thing about "No girls in provocative clothing during the 1960s" pieces, overdramatized by today's standards. You'd think, something about weird people walking around a store with the narrator far distracted by it, it'd be all like "They stole something, but I couldn't turn them in." but nooo...  ack, this sucked.

[Kisamber]

I read that and slammed my face into my desk because on how loving stupid yoy guys are.

[Cybertails1998]

shoplifting half of thread: i'm slightly tempted to pocket things in supermarkets sometimes but i don't, because i know i'll be charged 500x the cost of the item and literally killed by my parents if i do.

dreams half of thread: i remember having a weird-ass dream when i was little and my most recent dream is basically unexplainable.

[Mounds Bar]

People have to account for items that they own, even though a small rubber ducky probably wouldn't go unnoticed, it promotes the ability for other people to take items with in the store's inventory.