Author Topic: Raging in video games  (Read 4188 times)

>blops
>running around with sniper
>round almost over, trying to get the last killcam
>suddenly, 3 enemies appear in a perfect line
>this is it
>the highlight of my life
>time slows down
>aim
> they notice me
>they start shooting
>i shoot
>goes through first guys leg
>no kill
>they kill me
>im the final death


>Self Delete by stab

>Ace of Spades (Classic)
>Joins CTF server
>Defends the guy with intel
>Guy with intel is killed
>Grabs intel
>Travels to the enemy base
>Arrives at the enemy base
"Yes! I'm going to score a point!"
>About to score a point
>Headshotted before I could score a point.
"NO! I WAS SO CLOSE TO SCORING A POINT! AHHHHH!!!"


I got a better one.

>Ace of Spades (New one)

>Ace of Spades (Just bought it)
>Lose connection from every server after a few seconds of joining

Most of you won't get it but it is really annoying.


>Playing Deadzone.
>Finally find a Car and some Petrol and cool guns.
>Driving along.
>Go into EVAC
>Find 4 Crates 3 Alice packs and 2 Coyote packs.
>Go to Safezone to store it all and save
>You have lost connection to the game.


>FTL
>First time fighting the flagship.
>Occasionally consider teleporting aboard, but given the size of their crew, looks like a Self Delete mission.
>Nearing end of fight, specifically their missile launcher has nearly completely ruined me.
>Wait a loving minute, the missile launcher control room isn't even connected to the rest of the ship.
>Ship torn apart by lasers just as my crew shuts down the missiles.

>Fable 3
>Go to sleep with 121 days until darkness attacks.
>Wake up.
>0 days left!
>Everyone dies.

>Supreme Commander
>Playing on a gigantic map composed of many small islands in a large ocean.
>Construct a decent base, my teammate focusing on fending off attackers and keeping the other 4 teams in check while I work on the Mavor, an experimental artillery building that can launch powerful shells anywhere on the map - a massive strategic upper hand on such a map.
>Mavor complete. Turn it on first enemy team.
>Out of the fog of war comes a massive flying saucer built by the guys I was attacking; another experimental unit.
>Fires a giant loving laser downward as it sweeps across my base.
>Eventually falls to AA defense, about halfway to the Mavor, with no immediately visible significant damage.
>Begin rebuilding perimeter turrets.
>"Strategic launch detected." (Someone fired a nuke)
>"Huh, someone is pissed off at someone. Wonder who fired it."
>Spy plane sees it's headed for me, courtesy of the same starfishs.
>"Oh well that's fine I built an anti nuke system ages ago-"
>The realization that it was destroyed in the saucer attack hits me about three seconds before the nuke does.
>Commander dead, Mavor destroyed, headquarters a smoldering crater, get to spend the next hour watching my teammate fight a war reminiscent of the Halo: Reach campaign.

Holy stuff that seems fun as forget, what Supreme Commander was it?

Holy stuff that seems fun as forget, what Supreme Commander was it?
First one. Also had Forged Alliance installed as well as a few mods, though they weren't significantly relevant to that recount.

>playing tf2 server
>choose scout
>leave base
>two seconds later killed by pyro
>come back to spot
>killed by sentry
>go spy
>cloak and disguise
>bump into person disguised as
>get killed


FUUUUUUUUU

>playing black ops 2 campaign
>go ahead of AI people whatever you want to call them
>they dont follow me
>go all the way back
>they move a little
>try to make them follow me by running towards target
>they dont move
>FFFFFFFFUUUUU

i'm an absolutely even-keel person, at all times, even in really great times of stress or conflict. but, if you make my latency go above 150, and i know who you are, you may as well paint me green because i will loving kill you. i go into an actual temper state that i don't really control my actions. only thing in the world, go figure.

>Minecraft
>ssssssssssssss
>boom

>Scott Pilgrim vs the World
>Final boss on supreme master technically next to last boss
>Flashing yellow, nearly done
>Smashes the ground and knocks the sword off the cliff


far cry 3

>sneaking up on outpost
>sniper lined up perfectly at pirates head
>miss by a loving inch because the pirate moves at the last second
>whole outpost is on guard


What is this? 4chan?
I'm not sure why we should change format just because we're a different community. It's a pretty neat and organized format.



Awesomenauts
>winning by landslide
>Yuri on enemy team ragequits
>moderately winning
>2 or 3 people quit on my team
>even fight
>the same Yuri from before ends up back in the game, on my team
>starting to lose
>other partner and Yuri quit
>instant loss even though I could've still won it if they didn't leave
Destined to be on losing streak.