I accidentally decapitated my imaginary girlfriend

[weaver123]

You should've been engaged in less cut throat activities.

I realize this now. The guilt is overwhelming.

[Ad Bot]

[Watching]

I see what you did there

But seriously, stop before chainban.

I don't think making puns will induce a chainban

[Tudoreleuu]

I have no loving idea what everyone is talking about.
I mean, everyone not making puns.

[Maxwell23461]

Guys I think we should cut it out...

[weaver123]

You are cutting into my feelings with those puns...

[Nonnel]

You are cutting into my feelings with those puns...

A-sword-ted feelings?

[Masterlegodude]

Man, this reminds me of the time i was walking through a city in the middle of the night when suddenly a woman appeared next to a tunnel, as creepy as it was, she just looked so pretty with that dress she was wearing, i wanted to go talk to her, but her head literally rolled off her shoulders, next thing i know, my sight turns red and i wake up in some place that looked like someone's womb with an empty sumo ring in it

Then i woke up feeling kinda down

[Watching]

Man, this reminds me of the time i was walking through a city in the middle of the night when suddenly a woman appeared next to a tunnel, as creepy as it was, she just looked so pretty with that dress she was wearing, i wanted to go talk to her, but her head literally rolled off her shoulders, next thing i know, my sight turns red and i wake up in some place that looked like someone's womb with an empty sumo ring in it

Then i woke up feeling kinda down

I feel like this is a reference.

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

I feel like this is a reference.

LSD Dream Emulator?

[Mr Man]

Lay off the shrooms

[Master Shadow Phoenix]

Man, this reminds me of the time i was walking through a city in the middle of the night when suddenly a woman appeared next to a tunnel, as creepy as it was, she just looked so pretty with that dress she was wearing, i wanted to go talk to her, but her head literally rolled off her shoulders, next thing i know, my sight turns red and i wake up in some place that looked like someone's womb with an empty sumo ring in it

Then i woke up feeling kinda down

Turn that downer downside-upper and watch a child enjoy a glorious meal.

[Dexxtter]

I wish I had an imaginary friend.

[Nobot]

LSD Dream Emulator?

bet 5 bucks you thought LSD Dream Emulator cause he said sumo ring lol

[Banana]

This topic better be a joke and not about tulpas.
Because they are very, very, silly.

bet 5 bucks you thought LSD Dream Emulator cause he said sumo ring lol

He probably thought LSD:DE because he said beautiful girl with red dress whose head falls off suddenly, at which point he woke up after a flash of red.
Or the sumo ring, I guess.

[Igloos]

I've been dating this darling girl for awhile(I manifested her myself), we hit it off immediatly going for long walks through the park, playing games, and admiring eachother's beauty, grace, and wisdom. Two weeks ago today, we were swordfighting together, like we did often, and I accidentally aimed a bit high and she lost her crown. I feel awful because she was my princess, my best friend, and I wanted to pop the question for us to marry. I don't know what to do, my stomach is constantly turning. Her corpse has already disintegrated through my floor, into oblivion. I can't find the willpower to bring her back. I have turned to binge drinking Tabasco sauce to numb the pain. I fear I will never find love again. :c

Help me.

Get to the nearest mental ward. Quick!!