get on omegle guys

[AdinX]

cigarettes stealing my bedtime stuff.

[Ad Bot]

[Chrono]

cigarettes stealing my bedtime stuff.

I was also the one who told the shrek the shark one.

[Unwritten Calender]

I don't steal. I copy.

[Swat 3]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like blf.
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: !!!
Stranger: IS THIS ADIN
You: no
You: it is ur mum
You: <3
Stranger: my mum is sleep, you doof
You: well, I am ur real mum!!1
Stranger: *shock*
Stranger: WHAT IS YOUR NAME, REAL MOM?
You: long story, son
You: dad
You: I am a man
Stranger: *gasp*
Stranger: HUUH
Stranger: How can I have two dads?!?!?
You: we had both of our sperm injected into a woman and she had you
Stranger: BUT
You: then we have legal guardianship until the goverment took you away
You: :((
Stranger: Whos spermomobile made it into the bata-THE GOVERNMENT?
Stranger: HOW
You: you were a super baby
You: check inside your snake
You: they have done many tests upon you
Stranger: *looks down*
Stranger: I see it!
You: Yes!
You: try to think as hard as possible
You: about getting high
You: this is how ur super
Stranger: MY snake BLEEEEDING
Stranger: AAAAFGH
You: go down to donnies park on 5th avenue and get some weed
You: this ad was from: bob
Stranger: oh I have tons of weed, dad
You: Ha- OH MY GOD
You: HOW
Stranger: I GROW IT IN MY GARDEEEN
You: WHY IS YOUR snake BLEEDING?
Stranger: OH
Stranger: ITS BLEEDING
Stranger: I TRIED TO STICK SOMETHNG IN THERE
Stranger: :((
You: OH MY GOD.
You: SUPER BABIES.
You: CAN'T DO THAT
Stranger: Sorry
Stranger: :((
You: YOU HAVE KILLED US ALL
You: YOU HAVE STARTED A NUCLEAR BOMB
Stranger: OSHT
You: YOU GAV-
You: OH stuff
You: NK STOLE IT FROM GOD
You: HOLY stuff
You: stuff
Stranger: ILL SAVE US
Stranger: *phoooo*
Stranger: ILL FLY TO KOREA
Stranger: AND-
Stranger: *nukegoesoff*
You: NO!!!
You: SUPER BABIE
You: :(((
You: :((((
Stranger: *radioactive underwear falls from the sky
Stranger: *property of steve
You: :(((
You: *makes a grave, but forgeted the radioactive underwear in the star fish*
You: *gets snake cancer*
You: *died*
Stranger: dead times 999
You have disconnected.

[AdinX]

I was also the one who told the shrek the shark one.

Was a good story, I cried at the end

Good nite swete prinse

[Shadowed999]

Ha, that was me.

[Sentry]

http://pastebin.com/7K9WFCvt

thats me at .143

[auzman466]

thats me at .143

yeah after a while i figured it was you
i enjoyed the whole fiasco but i was late in posting it

well i gotta go to bed. it's 4 am here. night friends.

WAS LISTENING TO THIS THE WHOLE TIME

[AdinX]

[Maxwell23461]

But I am.

Also 4 hours of omegle is enough :u

[otto-san]

This was pretty fun. c:

Got a lot of laughs, probably confused a few people. That's the stuff right there.

Spent way too long on this, haha. Maybe more tomorrow!


This is the only conversation I saved I think:

Stranger: I like ass
You: Neat
Stranger: just sayin
You: Do you also like crunchy fish fillets?
You: Beer-battered?
You: God.
You: I love those things.
You: I wish I could eat them every day.
You: Well, not every day.
You: I might get sick.
Stranger: sir
You: They take so long to cook, as well.
Stranger: your boner is touching my leg
You: And you have to flip them over half-way?
You: Jesus christ.
You: What a bother.
Stranger: uhm
You: Someone needs to make auto-flipping fillets.
You: Augh, that'd be great.
You: Like how fish flop around when they're out of water?
You: Just don't remove that feature when you put them to fillet size!
Stranger: Shut the forget up, Pinkie Pie god dammit
You: I did actually consume a cupcake this morning.
You: I woke up with mucus lining my pharynx.
You: Was awful.
You: Couldn't find anything else.
Stranger: god dammit pinkie pie agghh
You: Some Mello Yello and a cupcake.
You: Great stuff.
You: Fantastic, really.
Stranger: which pony do you want to cum in
You: I should've taken some sinex or something.
You: I've never had a pony.
You: I never really wanted one.
You: They're kinda smelly.
Stranger: asdf
You: And I think I have a family member that's allergic to horses, so that'd be kinda inconvenient.
You: I don't really want a horse.
You: I don't have a use for one.
You: I have a dog.
You: I don't like it.
You: I don't really like animals in general.
You: Humans are okay.
You: But I'd rather not live with any others.
Stranger: If I left this chat on would you keep talking
You: Especially if I'm obligated to take care of them.
You: I mean, jeez.
You: That's just wasted money.
You: And time.
You: Time as well.
You: Do you know how much it costs to get a dog fixed?
You: Too much.
You: Way too much.
You: I don't care for it.
Stranger: Present your forum name so we can both disconnect
You: Tater tots pork chicken sandwich
You: ottosparks
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: SPIN AND GRIN
TO WIN
You have disconnected.

Had quite a few though.

[kevin 51l]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like BLF.
You: amg you like big lesbian forgeters too?
Stranger: lol ye!!11
You: we should totall start a clubn
Stranger: lol yeah!!11
You: i already have the carrotes
You: all 42 of them
You: cause 42 is the answer to the univers
Stranger: I am badspot so it is okay!!
You: and my star fish
You: i'm badspot
Stranger: NO I AM
You: implying the badspot is my rectal quarters
Stranger: heh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

whoever you are, you're boring and don't like big lesbian forgeters

[Swat 3]

whoever you are, you're boring and don't like big lesbian forgeters

:(

[AdinX]

[Spectrum²]

uh woops adin beat me