Author Topic: get on omegle guys  (Read 13387 times)

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You: bronchitis
Stranger: Full Blooded Italian Agency
Stranger: Do you know
Stranger: About
Stranger: Pasqualli Cappudo
You: popasquat
Stranger: AKA Jimmy the Toucan
Stranger: AKA The Muffin MAn
You: bojanglss
Stranger: Are you aware of him?
Stranger: ARE YOU AWARE OF THE MUFFIN MAN?!?
You: bazooper
Stranger: DON'T GIVE ME THAT
Stranger: WE KNOW THAT YOU KNOW
You: jumanji
Stranger: WHERE IS HE?!?
You: in lenerds lab
Stranger: SHELDON COOPER, WHERE IS HE?!?
You: IN LENERDS LAB
Stranger: WHERE IS THE MUFFIN MAN?!?
Stranger: TELL ME NOW.
You: IN LENERDS LAB U forgetN GEEK 8has alcaholic drink*
Stranger: Ahhhh
Stranger: okay
Stranger: good
Stranger: looks like you won
Stranger: THAT'S RIGHT
Stranger: YOU WON!
You: OMG
Stranger: YOU WON A BRAND
Stranger: NEW
Stranger: EDITION OF
You: WHAT DO SHLEDON COPPER WIN
Stranger: THE BEST GAME
Stranger: EVER
Stranger: Battletoads.
Stranger has disconnected.
very 1336

Wait, is TurnipBlog online again?


We're gonna be best-demonworshipper-friends now

see you at the sacrifice on Friday

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Stranger: Hi im Filipe
You: Jumanji
Stranger: hot
You: hi I'm maxwell
Stranger: is it forgetable
Stranger: CAN I STICK YO IN THE POOPER
Stranger: IM GOING TO loving CASTERATEW YOU
Stranger: PICKLE THE TESTICLES
Stranger: LET THEM SIT OVER NIGHT
You: don't you mean stick it in my cooper
Stranger: THEN
Stranger: IN THE MORNING
You: GET IT
You: CUS IM SHRLEDON
Stranger: COOK THEM AT 420 DEGREES FOR 50 MINUTES
Stranger: THEN
Stranger: I LET THEM SITE for 20 MINUTES
Stranger: BECAUSE THEY'LL BE TOO HOT
Stranger: THEN I WILL PUT SALT AND PARSLEY ON THEM
You: 1336
Stranger: THEN JUST BEFORE SERVING
Stranger: SPRINKLE A LITTLE BIT OF GARLIC POWDER ON
Stranger: IT SERVES 2 PEOPLE
Stranger: I WILL GIVE THEM TO YOUR PARENTS
Stranger: FORCE THEM TO EAT IT
Stranger: THEN I WILL FORCE THEM TO WRITE A DETAILED LETTER
Stranger: TO ME
Stranger: AND THE FEELING
You: too long didn't read Y0L0
Stranger: OF EATING THEIR OWN SONS loving TESTICLES?
Stranger: DO YOU loving UNDESRTAND
You: 1336
Stranger: forget
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUU
Stranger has disconnected.
I CAN'T EVEN

pokermern betal
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like BLF.
Stranger: hi bitch
You: who is dis
You: O
You: OH YOU GONA BE LIKE DAT
You: HMM
Stranger: MMHM
You: FINGER..GOOOOOOOOO
You: ...........................
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Stranger: oh stuff son
Stranger: oh stuff son
You: FINGER IS SUPER EFFECTIVE
Stranger: ya
Stranger: a
Stranger: well
Stranger: well guess what
You: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
Stranger: GUESS WHAT
You: GUESS WAT SONEY BOI
You: FINGER
You: USE UH
You: USE forgetYOU
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You: ITS SUPER DOOPER EFFECTIVE
Stranger: NOP
Stranger: I DODGE IT
Stranger: AND USE
Stranger: UH
You: YOUR MOTHER
Stranger: uh.. UBER ATTACK
You: DODGE
Stranger: boom
You: DOGE
You: GO
Stranger: FUQ U
You: DOGE USE stuff
Stranger: I M DOGE
You: stuff WAS VERY EFFECTIVE
Stranger: U CANT MAKE ME stuff
Stranger: I stuff WHEN I WANT
Stranger: FO
Stranger: >:(
You: ME USE GUN
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Stranger: FUQ U I M KITTY
Stranger: I HAV 9 LIVS
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You: ............................. .
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You: BOOM
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You: BOOOOOOOM
Stranger: ...I M GIRAFFE
You: >:C
You: WAT
You: HOLY SHIET
You: ............................. .
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Stranger: I USE NECK
Stranger: IT SWATS YOU AWAY
Stranger: TO
You: DODGED
Stranger: ASIA
You: NIGER
Stranger: NU
Stranger: ITS TOO LONG TO DODGE
Stranger: UR SWATTED TO ASIA
You: ____,------,-------;;;;------- ---,__4
|_----\--+c)===/-;---;;------/ ´'''''''''''''''''''''´
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You: GUN
You: GO
You: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
You: ________=//''''''&.
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You: ________=//''''''&.
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You: ________=//''''''&.
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Stranger: I DODGE ALL OF THEM BECAUSE THE BULLETS ARE COMING FROM ASIA
Stranger: WHERE YOU ARE
You: UZI MUTHERFUUKER
You: ....../--------------------------------------|
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You: BLAM
You: bLAM
You: BLAM
You: BLAM
You: ....../--------------------------------------|
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Stranger: WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THESE ASCII PICTURES
You: BLALAAM
You: IN YOUR MOTHERS TITS
Stranger: MY MOM DOESNT HAVE TITS
You: HOLY stuff
You: SHES A GORILLA
Stranger: U LIER
Stranger: LIEEES
You: I GOT IT FROM YOUR MOTHERS TITS
You: IM TELLEENG UUUUUUUUU
You: I AM RHINO
You: RHINO USE HORN ON GIRAFFE BALLS
You: SOOPER DOOPER EFFECTIVE
You: ....../--------------------------------------|
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Stranger: :C
You: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Stranger: :CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
You: ME USE TANK
You: [███ ███]▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ :::::::
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You: BOOOM
Stranger: ded
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i couldnt beat his arsenal of ascii weapons



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You: wat
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like BLF, and Blockland.
You: Hi!
Stranger: okay
Stranger: BLOCKLAND?
You: You're from the Blockland Forums?
Stranger: k we good
You: Awesome
Stranger: first hint: Name has two digit number in it
Stranger: both digits being lucky number
You: hm.
You: 77
Stranger: yes
You: lemme think
You: I've heard that before
Stranger: anothoer hint
Stranger: BUILDING WITH *****
You: Pecon77?
You: thats wrong isnt it
Stranger: not him
You: Pecon's numbers arent even 77
Stranger: also I'm not a woman but I'm a ****
You: I give up
You: :(
You: I'm sorry
Stranger: Legodude77
Stranger: poopy head
You: Ah!
You: Hi lego
You: I'm Blaze0
Stranger: who r u
Stranger: o
You: I do believe you hosted my Zombie Gameshow once
Stranger: What's bigger than the death star?
You: The Universe
You: by technicality
Stranger: Ur mom
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Gosh, dont know who this was.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like BLF, and Blockland.
Stranger: hi
You: Hello!
You: I'm going to ask right here if you're Legodude77.
You: Because I just talked to him...would be awkward if we joined together again.
Stranger: i'll give you money on paypal if you send me nudes
You: ...I'm 13...
You: ._.
Stranger: so?
You: o_o
Stranger: younger the better
You: NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPEN OPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENO PENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOP ENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPEN OPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENO PENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOP ENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPEN OPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENO PENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOP ENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPEN OPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENO PENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOP ENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPEN OPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENO PENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOP ENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPEN OPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENO PENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOP ENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPEN OPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENO PE
Stranger: k
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like blf, and blockland.
Stranger: oh hi
You: oh god
You: is this nonnel again
Stranger: welcome to mcdonalds
You: is this nonnel
Stranger: may i take your order
You: yes
You: i'd like to order
You: a
You: WHO ARE YOU
You: and a side
You: of
You: PLEASE ANSWER FIRST
You: ok
Stranger: I'm not nonnel
You: really
Stranger: :)
You: well im not badspot
You: obviously
Stranger: well stuff
You: nor rotondo
You: nor ephialtes
Stranger: eliptats
Stranger: you mean
You: nor kalpRiddler
Stranger: Riddler
You: and yes
Stranger: so
Stranger: who are you hen
Stranger: then
You: who are you
Stranger: bdjdhfjf
Stranger: ive only posted 5 times
Stranger: youll never know my identity
Stranger: muahahaha
You: really
Stranger: yup
Stranger: im a lurker
Stranger: 8)
You: so
You: erm
You: ive posted about
You: 4000 times
You: so
Stranger: my in game name is xi, not sure if that helps
You: you'll never know me
Stranger: oh
Stranger: damn
You: xi?
You: weird
Stranger: does your name have letters
You: never heard of you
You: yea
Stranger: maxwell
You: no
Stranger: poop
Stranger: uhhh
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: did you post on the thread
You: why does everybody know maxwell
You: and no
Stranger: what biards do
Stranger: boards
Stranger: do you frequent
You: uh
You: drama
You: off topic
You: and gen
Stranger: drama
You: disc
You: ye
Stranger: loolllll
You: whats so funne
Stranger: ok im stumped
Stranger: wait
Stranger: how many letters do you have
Stranger: in your name
Stranger: and how many numbers
You: uh
You: no numbers
Stranger: does you avatar have toast in it
Stranger: actually, what does your avatar look like
You: uh
You: if i said it would totally give it away
You: but it looks drawn
Stranger: oh
You: :U
Stranger: does your name have tow words
Stranger: two
You: yes
You: ......
Stranger: night fox
You: nope
You: haha
Stranger: wynd fox
You: no
Stranger: nah his doesnt loom drawn
Stranger: hmm
You: youll find me eventually
Stranger: alyx vance
You: nope
Stranger: maybe
You: is that a name
You: ?
You: may be
You: >
You: ?*
Stranger: nope
You: oh
Stranger: have you had any dranas on yourself
Stranger: dramas
You: yes
Stranger: lord tony
You: nope
You: god no
Stranger: lol
You: but i know him
You: lol
Stranger: had to be sure
Stranger: haha
You: that would be scary
You: lol
You: lord tony "HAHAH YESSS"
You: lol
Stranger: im on my phone so i cant switch tabs to look for you
You: youll find me
Stranger: :(
You: keep trying
Stranger: uh
Stranger: alex man
You: no
Stranger: stuff
Stranger: what letter does it start with
You: n
You: remember
You: around 4000 posts
You: two words
You: drawn avatar
You: starts with n'
You: n*
You: mostly posts in drama off topic and gen disc
Stranger: what does the second word start wirh
Stranger: with
You: cant say
You: itll give it away
Stranger: aww
Stranger: is the first word night
You: no
Stranger: good
Stranger: uhh
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: noo
You: what
Stranger: im about to give up
You: D:
Stranger: i cabt think of any namess
Stranger: come on braiiijn
Stranger: mrjhdhd
You: i will say my name but i must disconnect afterwards
Stranger: aww
Stranger: noo
You: unless you find me
Stranger: is your in game name the same as the forums
You: yes
Stranger: what version did you join
You: v10
You: v10 - v11
Stranger: second letter
Stranger: ?
You: cant say
You: itll give it away
Stranger: fjdhd
You: although
You: ive said it in this conversation
You: 40% of my name
You: >:)
You: give up yet?
You: i can say it but you'd have to find me again somehow and i would leave
Stranger: noo
Stranger: uh
Stranger: youve saidbone letter and thats forty percent
You: no
You: ive said two letters
You: and thats 40%
Stranger: what are the two letters
Stranger: again
You: ill give a bigger hint
You: ive said then within 3 minutes
You: them*
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: 5 letters
Stranger: first is n
Stranger: twi words
Stranger: are the words actual words
You: ok lemme start from all the hints ive given so far
You: my name starts with two words
You: or is two words actually
You: starts with an n
You: ive saiod 40% of my name within the past 3 minutes
You: said*
You: ive had dramas on me
You: i post in drama, off topic, and gen disc
You: and i have like 4000 posts
You: and my avatar looks drawn
Stranger: lol looking back on these clues i can tell tha
Stranger: t im bad at guessing
You: yes
You: do you give up
You: :P
Stranger: yeah
You: ok
Stranger: i do
You: ima say my name then disconnect
Stranger: k
You: then you have to find me somehow
Stranger: ok
You: nobot

well that was long

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Stranger: Good afternoon.

You: hullo

You: guess who i am

Stranger: Are you aware of the crimes commited by the Gambini crime family, with Mob boss Michael "The Muffin Man" Cappudo?

You: Yes.

Stranger: Alright

Stranger: good

Stranger: We know that you know The Muffin Man

Stranger: SO WHERE IS HE?

You: L:

You: L:

You: L:

You: in

You: a

You: tuna jar

Stranger: Oh my GOD

You: hiding

Stranger: THANK YOU

You: under

You: a

Stranger: WE DID IT!

Stranger: WE GOT HIM NOW

Stranger: so

You: bandwagon

You: YES

Stranger: who is this?

You: guess L:

Stranger: uuu

Stranger: Nonnel

You: nup

Stranger: Blaze0

You: keep going

You: nu uh

Stranger: Filipe

You: noope

Stranger: TurnipBlog

You: nop

Stranger: uuu

Stranger: Maxwell

You: guess again

Stranger: Redcorner

You: nope

Stranger: Electro

You: pas

Stranger: mak bb

You: pass*

You: nopeee

Stranger: I DON'T KNOW

You: YAY

You: i was actually muffin man

You: all along

Stranger: OH MY GOD

You: :dolan face:

Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You: muahahahahahahha

Stranger: MUFFIN MAN

Stranger: BRACE YOUR BUT

You: you caught my arc nemCIA!

Stranger: I'M CUMMING FOR YOU!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Oh stuff....I better hide!

Oh stuff....I better hide!
JOKES ON YOU, THAT WAS ME THE WHOLE TIME!!!