CAUTION
PAGE 8 HAS ALL OF THE IMAGES FROM MY SURGERY-RELATED WEEK
actually the pictures are mostly self shots as I felt more and more like stuff, though I do have a picture of the stent. Luckily it's not all bloody or anything.
SURGERY - RETURN OF THE STONES
FEATURING ADINX
COMING TO A THEATER NEAR YOU
So yeah, I have surgery tomorrow, this'll be my fourth operation, and odds are I'm going to hate every minute of it (more on that in a bit.) This isn't anything new, as it's been reoccuring since 2010, and I've made topics on this before.
Topic #1Topic #2I even have a picture so EVERYONE could be traumatized with me!
This time, I have two stones 'technically', one on each side. Really it's just large clumps of stones that are interconnected with small structures between, but they're frail so they could easily turn into a BUNCH of stones, but nothing passable. They'll basically be removing two golfballs from my kidneys, one each. They'll be working on BOTH of my kidneys at the same time, except from "different angles of approach," which I'll leave you guys to figure out the meaning of that.
Worst part is, when I wake up, odds are I'll have a catheter (not providing any images of that for various reasons.), and I've been promised stents as well, depending on how well both sides of my operation go. I could potentially have three tubes protruding out of my pecker.
forget. My. Life. To add to it, SOMEHOW I always end up with the most attractive nurses in the building. It's not rocket-science knowing that, being that I'm a guy, odds are i'll get a hard on right? No problem there. Except for the loving catheter.
I'll be posting on this topic throughout my stay at the hospital from a 2005 macbook my mom gave me, odds are I'll be in there for three days... Might play with Adobe Photoshop (even though it's CS2 lol) while I'm there. We'll see.
Someone wanna donate me some kidneys? C'mon it's for a good cause.
