ＹＭＤＴＷ４ - TAYLOR NO

[Jokey365]

Green Lantern powers to summon a really fast car to drive at the wall.

[Ad Bot]

[Alyx Vance]

Call the Germans to take down the wall like they did with the Berlin wall.

[fireking]

sing rickroll.

[Legodude77]

Call in police squad to use POLICE BRUTALITY on the wall.

[Pentium]

Piss yourself.

[Nonnel]

Send a herd of elephants at the wall!

[Zeblote]

You grab another antimatter bomb, and accidently mishandle and detonate it. There's bits of Zeblote all over the wall now.

There isn't going to be anything left after that explosion, you failed

[The True Zephyr]

Don't accidentally throw a red matter bomb at the wall

[PurpleMetro]

use electricity to shock the living daylights back into your body

[.:FancyPants:.]

There isn't going to be anything left after that explosion, you failed

but you're still dead so what does it matter

[masterockets]

Paint the wall blue

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

Use the force to take out a bunch of bricks

[Flamecannon]

Paint the wall blue

paint it black
or put pink floyd on the wall
HA JOKS

[Nonnel]

Call the Germans to take down the wall like they did with the Berlin wall.

GET RONALD REAGAN DOWN HERE ASAP

[Cybertails1998]

TheKid (5) You unearth the bones of a Tyrannosaurus Rex, and somehow bring him back to life.
FancyPants (2) You fail to find a trampoline around.
Gojira (5) SUCCESS
Cuddles (2) You climb an inch or two, then fall off.
Yosher (6/4) You splatter all sorts of acid all over the wall.
Electrk (3) You poke the wall repeatedly.
TheScout (4) You fail to summon Bruce Lee.
Duhman (1/2) Pinocchio is nowhere to be found. Later one of the musclemen tunches you square in the face. Several times.
Jaxx (5) You call the wall's apparent mother lots and lots of names.
ShinyArceus (3) You try to concentrate all your rage in a single fireball, but it goes out as soon as it hits the wall.
PowerDag (6/1/1) You successfully apply fragility to a large part of the wall. You notice that part is directly above you, as bricks start to fall out and hit you at high speed. Before you know it, you have sustained lots of wounds from falling bricks. GET WRECKED, 2 chances remain
Jokey (6/3) You summon a sportscar and start speeding at the wall. The car does not survive the impact. You survive by jumping out at the last second.
Alyx (6/4) You call in an army of national socialists and they quickly start deconstructing the wall. Everyone gives you weird looks.
fireking (4) You sing Rick Astley and annoy everyone.
Legodude77 (2) The police tell you to call the construction workers instead.
Pentium (4) You piss yourself.
Nonnel (5) You send all the elephants on Earth stampeding into the wall. The sheer amount of noise and dust being kicked all over the place is unimaginable.
Zephyr (6/1/2) You decide to throw a red matter bomb at the wall, and narrowly escape the huge blast radius.
PurpleMetro (2) FAILURE
masterockets (6/5) You paint a very large amount of the wall a nice blue, which somehow turns into bright red. The sight makes your blood boil. You have entered rage.
Jellyfish (1/2) Your Force malfunctions and sends rubble into your face at mach 2. You manage to dodge most of it.

WALL INTEGRITY: 970,016

Lives remaining:
[♥♥x] Gojira
[♥♥x] Shell (awaiting revival, min 4)
[♥♥x] Menen (awaiting revival, min 4)
[♥♥x] Zeblote (awaiting revival, min 5)
[♥♥x] PurpleMetro (awaiting revival, min 5)
[♥♥x] PowerDag (awaiting revival, min 6)

People currently angry:
ShinyArceus (uber, 1/3)
Nonnel (uber, 2/3)
Flamecannon (5/5)
masterockets (5/5)
wow random.org really seems to hate purplemetro

also i update twice a night, just saying because electrk was impatient