how do i make my self deaf

[Tetris]

urinate inside your ear, the radiation in the urine will mix with the wax, creating an explosion that measures a 6.3 on the richter scale

don't tell the terrorists

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[Blockzillahead]

put a q-tip in your ear. run against the wall with your head to the side so the q-tip hits the wall and smashes through your ear drum.

[Yndaaa~]

Put a cotton swab in your ear and smack it.

for the same reason as OP, how can i make myself blind in one eye?

[Yenola]

grab some plastic explosives (pretty easy to get ahold of, check under you kitchen sink), use a small amount (maybe a pound or two), put the mixture in your ear and apply electrical charge to the explosives.

It's worked for me for quite some time

[ATKitton.]

sneeze with your mouth closed and try not to let it go through your nose.... Thats a good ear drum burster.

[sir dooble]

Cut your ears off?

[Dre5567]

tell me how to make myself blind also

[sir dooble]

Cut your eyes out?

[Skull Candy]

myself

I'm getting the feeling that you want to do this to someone else... hm...

[Bosie1997]

Put a cotton swab in your ear and smack it.

I cringed

[weaver123]

Use ear plugs.

[Renekar]

tell me how to make myself blind also

acquire 2 liters of cyanide and shove into eyes
it also helps to stick needles into your eyes as well

[Insomniac]

To make yourself deaf just shove cotton swabs in your ears and then smack them really hard.

To make yourself blind stab toothpicks into your eyes.

Or just you know be Helen Keller.

[Swollow]

urinate inside your ear, the radiation in the urine will mix with the wax, creating an explosion that measures a 6.3 on the richter scale

I see someone failed chemistry

[Niff]

Stare at sun for 1 hour

Bound to be blind