Author Topic: I got robbed today  (Read 17292 times)

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"Lemme see it now brother." (He begins to hold up his fist, threatening me. I did not wanna get hurt, so I gave it to him.)

*Puts my hands in my pocket, acting like I'm trying to grab it*
*Quickly with my left hand grab his fist he is threatening me with*
*Use my right hand to punch him in the face, catching him by surprise*
*Turn around and run as fast as I can to public.*


Lets get the blf to beat up that brother
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op all you had to say was "i know kaiiu"
they would have backed off then

*Puts my hands in my pocket, acting like I'm trying to grab it*
*Quickly with my left hand grab his fist he is threatening me with*
*Use my right hand to punch him in the face, catching him by surprise*
*Turn around and run as fast as I can to public.*


lol. bruh yo furry ass probably gonna try to deercall or some stuff LMAO

*Puts my hands in my pocket, acting like I'm trying to grab it*
*Quickly with my left hand grab his fist he is threatening me with*
*Use my right hand to punch him in the face, catching him by surprise*
*Turn around and run as fast as I can to public.*


Plot twist: I have asthma.

give us his facebook

give us his facebook

To Tyrone: brother youse betta not do dat again. Wese got da entire BLF afta yo.

Off-Topic: This sentence really got me thinkin'. We should actually start some kind of gang that makes weapons out of legos.
« Last Edit: July 09, 2013, 05:40:22 PM by Daswiruch »

Your whole assessment is an assumption that everything will go fine if you resist two strangers whom you know nothing about based on stereotypical assumptions.

And the assumptions that OP is some kind of ninja that all knife-bearing white children think they are and think that if you act tough, a random "ape" is going to asses you as a thread and that they'll actually back off now that you've threatened them.
Damn, the secret is out guys. I'm just a piece of thread holding a shirt together.

op all you had to say was "i know kaiiu"
they would have backed off then
Oh my god you managed to make me laugh so loving hard I cant breathe

lol. bruh yo furry ass probably gonna try to deercall or some stuff LMAO

Ehmmm just because I look anthropomorphic characters doesn't mean I know how to serve a punch.

Oh my god you managed to make me laugh so loving hard I cant breathe
i dunno if it was that funny

lol. bruh yo furry ass probably gonna try to deercall or some stuff LMAO
This makes me like you again.

lol. bruh yo furry ass probably gonna try to deercall or some stuff LMAO
top lel

Is it worth it if your guess is wrong?
Oh really? It happens all the time all over the place.
You need to stop stereotyping, you literally know nothing about these guys. Quit assuming you know everything about everyone you come across just by examining their body language. You're not CSI, you'll get it wrong.
holy stuff you are so dumb
Are you just gonna walk around like you can take on literally everyone you meet? That's a one way ticket to the ER.
Alright Jackie Chan, next time you're getting mugged by two black men, just tell them to forget off and swing. See how well that boils over for you. (spoiler: you're going to get severely forgeted up / dead)

Hope it was worth the IPod.
lol who said im able to take on everyone, definitely know when ill get my ass kicked. besides we cant really argue on this whole thing because im giving a standard scenario and youre giving scenarios where the person has a whole tool shed in his back pocket.
also who said that ill open my mouth like that lol. wouldnt say anything, just wait for them to either leave or throw the first punch. or if they got a weapon i run.

and no i wont die because of this, and yes its my ipod, ill take very good care of it. but i definitely will give it away to save my life if i was in that much danger.

Ehmmm just because I look anthropomorphic characters doesn't mean I know how to serve a punch.
I'm going to run you over like a deer in the head lights.