can you tl;dr that
Rebecca moved goalposts, inflated the number of "infractions", and manipulated results (one of the DE commodes went and antagonized Warbros members in a thread on /vg/, causing users to retaliate on the forums). This was not someone being banned for being an starfish, this was DE displaying an
alarming level of pettiness, incompetence, and a complete lack of understanding for how things work.
stuff like this is the reason why whenever I see a steam friend start playing this game for the first time I talk them out of it and guide them to something else, and so far it's always worked once I show them how stuff these developers are.