Grand Theft Auto Megathread - OP 3.0

[Trogtor]

Take the disc out when he forces you off

tell him ill become a bad sport if you don't shut the forget up

no but thanks for trying.

but since my only hobby is video games, playing them for a large amount of time makes me "addictive" (of course) so when mommy finds out little pauly wont give his brother the controller because pauly is "addicted," pauly doesn't get to play anymore

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[SquartleTurtle]

but since my only hobby is video games, playing them for a large amount of time makes me "addictive" (of course) so when mommy finds out little pauly wont give his brother the controller because pauly is "addicted," pauly doesn't get to play anymore

same with me except my brother is my dad

[Mister Cheese]

I hate it when you get kicked for doing absolutely nothing. I really don't want to automatically become a "Bad Sport" for being kicked a lot for nothing

[DiceyGrammar]

same with me except my brother is my dad

well you've got a very strange family situation

[Trogtor]

I hate it when you get kicked for doing absolutely nothing. I really don't want to automatically become a "Bad Sport" for being kicked a lot for nothing

pretty much this

people will kick you for just being there

[SquartleTurtle]

well you've got a very strange family situation

the thing i loving hate about him is when i let him play and don't worry about it the next time i get on 90% of my money is gone

[Trogtor]

the thing i loving hate about him is when i let him play and don't worry about it the next time i get on 90% of my money is gone

I never let my brother play online.

I don't care if he go snitches, if he goes online on my account I pull the plug and he knows that.


OT.

So I got a monster truck a week ago to fit multiple players and I realized now it was 2 doors ;_;

[SquartleTurtle]

So I got a monster truck a week ago to fit multiple players and I realized now it was 2 doors ;_;

The four seater is a vapid sandking XL. The one you got was vapid sandking SWB (which was the two seater).

[Moriarty]

whoever i was up in that helicopter blowing people up with ill have you know i laughed my ass off multiple times
also
getting a jet feels impossible in online because one time there was literally 7 tanks coming after me and the animation is so slow "MAN IS ANYONE LOOKING AS I STEAL THIS JET"
also, the new pictures shell wanted



my success for about 5 minutes with the jet i DID get

[Trogtor]

OP,

Grand Theft Auto V - Michael De Santa, Franklin and Trevor Phillips

Franklin's Last name is clinton

Me and squartle got a Buzzard and I was launching missiles as copilot and we like hunted down every bounty on the server.

This one guy texted me and said "ur a scumbag"

[Madmitten]

me, my friend, and 4 other random people were chasing a bounty in a cop car.
there were people throwing grenades, sticky bombs, helicopters DROPPING FROM THE SKY AND EXPLODING IN A FIERY PASSION NEARLY MISSING MY CAR, and me sticking his cop car and getting that $1000 bounty that costs me $4000 in missed sticky bomb tosses

[SquartleTurtle]

forget i was riding my bike and then i fell really hard
now there's like a stuffload of bandages on my hands so i cant play ):

[CreamTurk3y]

Okay so interesting story. Here I am, pulling out of my garage, I see this other play driving by at fast speeds so I decide to follow him.  I catch up to him and decide to start flipping him off (Not harming him or damaging his car, I've just been following him) He stops and gets out, I am continuing to flip him off and he decides to kill me with the micro smg and steal my car. I decide to call a Taxi (because I'm lazy) to take me to my car wherever he had left it. On the ride there I decide to place a $7,000 bounty on him for the hell of it. After getting out of the Taxi and scaling a hill, then casually falling off the hill, I find this.

This is my Mini Cooper after this player had driven it. I was angry as seen in the picture below.

So after pulling my car out of the hill I check the map to see if anyone is pursuing him. There is one player but he  has died multiple times already, so I decide to drive over there to see if I can get my revenge, luckily he popped all of my tires and not just half so I could kind of drive straight. Once I get to him there is a mass amount of chaos. Destroyed cars, police everywhere and a lot of gunshots. I see the guy standing in the street so I decide to try and run him over, right as my mangled car is about to make contact some random person snipes him and runs off. Either way, I'm happy. Then, out of nowhere he re-spawns, kills me and steals my car again. Extremely pissed off, I decide not to place a bounty on him this time but instead I decided to hunt him down on my own. So I decide to steal a car, killing the driver and catching up to him as fast as I can. After finally catching up to him I can see he is trying to damage my car as much as possible I open fire (missing repeatedly because I am stuff at shooting in a vehicle) he gets a lucky shot, killing me then decides to steal the new car I was driving. When I re-spawned my car impounded by police since I was wanted for shooting the driver from earlier. So I'm just kind of standing on the side of the road and I see the guy backing up to me, he offers me a lift and I get in. Then he drives us off a cliff and jumps out before the vehicle flies off. I survive and he comes down. He sends me this text message "Kill me" Hesitating, I ask why, his response "Because it's fun." So I decide to kill him, but before I do I took this picture of me and him.

after beating him to death, I salute him and get one final message. "Until next time..." we may not have always seen eye to eye but in the end we will always be friends for life...

R.I.P

Dude with skull mask.
2013-2013

Gone, but not forgotten.

[John Freeman]

I invited 14 random people to my apartment, and what a turnout

[SlayerZ99]

I invited 14 random people to my apartment, and what a turnout

Well I mean, they showed up but it looks like they'll be staying for awhile...