Grand Theft Auto Megathread - OP 3.0

[Clownfish]

If there happens to be someone abusing their cheats against the other people in the session, I will try to out cheat them and get them to leave, forcefully, or by their own fruition. I do it out of a sense of protectionism because being harassed by cheaters is never fun and makes me want to not play the game ever again, or at least in a public session with other people. It degrades the player-base and causes players to leave.

you literally cut out 3/4ths of his post
why

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[KickFlow]

you sound like a nerdy  batman. 

[IkeTheGeneric]

What's wrong to assume jealousy?

Accusing somebody of being jealous is the quickest way to make them go from 15% angry to 100% angry

[McJob]

A common thread in the Mental Oriental clan is that I have the fastest supercar (and get to every objective of every mission first), Steve and Jun are the bloody biker punks, and Maxwell has his stupid Armoured Kuruma.

Recently, I discovered Broughy1322's vehicle stats sheet, which made it 9000x easier to compare information between vehicles to decide on which ones I want to purchase. Yes, I could just read the unencrypted handling.meta file directly, but that's a pain in the arse. I don't care much for the lap times, but the concise/basic stats from the handling.meta file are exactly what I need.

For fun, I decided to have a look at some of the specs of our favourite vehicles, and I noticed how BROKEN the A. Kuruma really is. With a max theoretical speed of 140MPH (which is almost as fast as some supercars), All Wheel Drive, NO LOSS IN GRIP OR SPEED WHEN GOING TO OFF-ROAD and a weight (which only affects collisions and does not impact acceleration or speed) of 3200kg, it was no loving wonder why Maxwell could zip around the map with no issues and ping away every one of our vehicles like they were nothing (the X80 and RE-7B are both roughly 900kg, and fly away if Maxwell so much as scrapes me).

Hell, my Guardian, a big bloody ute that weighs 600kg more, can barely bounce him away (while also being launched back myself), thanks to his faster speed and lower body shape imparting more mass at the time/point of collision. It would take one of the 10,000kg+ vehicles to do any sort of meaningful impact to that Kuruma.

As Jun keeps saying, why the forget did Lester think a Hollywood escape on bikes would be better than taking the bloody Kuruma?! forget the gameplay, this is just ridiculous.

[Rally]

I used a Hydra to blow up somebody with a bounty and a hacker decided to "police" the session by crashing my game. Guess I'm just glad he didn't get me banned.

[Insert Name Here²]

I'd bet it was Ceist 

[espio100]

ay I got my game
Add KawaiiNacho <3

[Ceist]

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you literally cut out 3/4ths of his post
why

Because I didn't have any qualms with the rest of his post?

I used a Hydra to blow up somebody with a bounty and a hacker decided to "police" the session by crashing my game. Guess I'm just glad he didn't get me banned.

Cute.

Accusing somebody of being jealous is the quickest way to make them go from 15% angry to 100% angry

I can't help it if somebody gets angry over internet text.

[Rally]

I can't help it if somebody gets angry over internet text.

Is that really your justification for being a richardhead on the internet

[Ceist]

Is that really your justification for being a richardhead on the internet

Well given how everything in this thread has thus far proceeded, takes one to know one.

[Rally]

takes one to know one

Cute.

[Ceist]

Cute.

I'm glad we've reached a conclusion and are on the same page, albeit if our philosophies differ.

[lordician]

I think it best to follow the example of McJob here and let it rest.
Nobody is going to get any better out of this.

[Maxwell.]

As Jun keeps saying, why the forget did Lester think a Hollywood escape on bikes would be better than taking the bloody Kuruma?! forget the gameplay, this is just ridiculous.

it's a known fact that people who don't choose karumas have degenerative disease, that's how they got it, they weren't driving a karuma in the first place and broke their spine

[Notorious B.I.G.]

muslim update op now please