"What is the best horror story you can come up with in two sentences?"

[Talent74]

one time i took a really nasty stuff

it caused a stinkpocalypse which killed everyone

[Ad Bot]

[Madmitten]

Young matthew received a call from his Teacher on saturday morning.
"I'm pregnant" she said.

[Zay]

I was sitting in my room fapping.
Then my parents opened the door.

[SquartleTurtle]

I had too much food to carry.
I had too take 2 trips.

[BluetoothBoy]

Once, I misspeeeeled something. I couldn't sleep for days.

EDIT: Dangit!

[Niff]

Once I got a gift from a friend.
IT WAS ALL KIDZ BOPS.

3spooky5me

[Talent74]

Once I got a gift from a friend.
IT WAS ALL KIDZ BOPS.

3spooky5me

spooked my guts off, i'm calling the police

[Anti-Block]

Young matthew received a call from his Teacher on saturday morning.
"I'm pregnant" she said.

now that's horror. the scary part? he didn't even have love with her

[Overmind]

Lando the Climber and Yenola got married.
They had a son, who joined the Blockland Forums.

[ChappersTeddy]

I twisted the doorknob. It opened, and there stood, a bloody figure with pitch black skin and soulless eyes - then I died.

[halonerfer29]

The last man on earth sat in a room with one door and no windows. There was a knock at the door.

[Cassord²]

I twisted the doorknob. It opened, and there stood, a bloody figure with pitch black skin and soulless eyes - then I died.

did the blood have blood on it? spooked either way

[BluetoothBoy]

I had a sandwich. There was too much mayo.

[Quote Story]

I had a sandwich. There was too much mayo.

oh god the horror

[Skull Candy]

I was breathing.
I was still breathing.