"What is the best horror story you can come up with in two sentences?"

[BluetoothBoy]

oh god the horror

Yeah. I almost died.

I was breathing.
I was still breathing.

This happens to me a lot, too.

[Ad Bot]

[Clone v.117]

A black family moves into your neighbourhood.

[BluetoothBoy]

That's one sentence.

[Clone v.117]

That's one sentence.

So is that, what a coincidence!

[BluetoothBoy]

Let's keep it up and rebel; one sentence only, guys!

[Shell]

Let's keep it up and rebel; one sentence only, guys!

A Johnny Test marathon is on.

[Zay]

A Johnny Test marathon is on.

That is scary as forget.

[Linkusofepica]

now let's do one word.
Nickelodean

[King of the Bill]

Don't blink; blink, and you're dead. Can't keep eyes -SNAP-
(SCP-173).

...it's right behind you.
(prettymuch any SCP object nowadays lol)

[Lesrock]

there was one person left alive on earth.
there was a knock on his door.

[The Black Card]

there was one person left alive on earth.
there was a knock on his door.

and it was a woman! 

[Quote Story]

I went to the bathroom.
There was no toilet paper.

[BluetoothBoy]

I'm working on an important project when the power goes out.

I forgot to save.

[ShadowYoshi294]

I found a shiny pokemon.

My DS battery went out.

[Linkusofepica]

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