Stupid rules your school has, enforced or not

[Alyx Vance]

But you miss out on the overused memes

I can't stand people who are like "UMAD BRO LOLOLOLOL" and who have the "Umad bro?" shirts.
Its so stupid and pointless, seriously. Keep it on the internet.

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[Yndaaa~]

I can agree with most of my schools rules but it'd be nice if they wrote them all down instead of leaving me to find out most of them.
Like the time I brought my electric kettle in the winter cause me and my friends were gonna have hot chocolate during lunch. Once they saw us sitting on the stairs in the snow with a bunch of cups and a kettle they took it away and told us to get inside, they didn't give me my kettle back until after school.

Yet no where in the rules did it say I couldn't bring my loving kettle!

[Dimitry]

I can't stand people who are like "UMAD BRO LOLOLOLOL" and who have the "Umad bro?" shirts.
Its so stupid and pointless, seriously. Keep it on the internet.

People still wear those shirts at my school, even though the rest of the 380 kids told them it "looks stupid, and you're stupid." Shirts include "E - - 1/2 - - FULL SWAG" "WHO NEEDS GANGNAM STYLE, WHEN YOU HAVE SWAG." "YOLO" etc. Lol. It's really loving stupid.

[Linkusofepica]

Why marooncacti linkus goes to homeschool: the forum topic

[ShadowYoshi294]

Why shadowyoshi is going to be homeschooled: forum topic 1

Forum topic 2 is dumb and annoying classmates.

[Alyx Vance]

People still wear those shirts at my school, even though the rest of the 380 kids told them it "looks stupid, and you're stupid." Shirts include "E - - 1/2 - - FULL SWAG" "WHO NEEDS GANGNAM STYLE, WHEN YOU HAVE SWAG." "YOLO" etc. Lol. It's really loving stupid.

Oh lord.
I also see stuff like "Don't sweat my swag" What the hell is that suppose to mean?
Also there is "Swag Fly"

[Generation]

No bottles. I break that rule alot.

[Decepticon]

Our princible told us not to wear shirts that say things like "WTF" and all, and they do enforce the rules here goodly.


thank god i'm not at one of those places where people wear shirts that say "YOLO LOLO" here

[Alyx Vance]

Our princible told us not to wear shirts that say things like "WTF" and all, and they do enforce the rules here goodly.


thank god i'm not at one of those places where people wear shirts that say "YOLO LOLO" here

You're lucky there.

[Talent74]

no hats, no hoods, that's about it. i wish they would make a rule for people to not stop in the middle of a loving hallway

[jman552]

Here is something that makes me angry.

No hats: Enforced

No spraying any cologne so people don't die of allergic reactions: Not Enforced

I have asthma, and the locker room after Gym is basically hell in every way, shape, and form for me. One time someone put peanut butter on my sandwich while I went to get milk. I almost died because of the starfish. Did he get suspended? Expelled? No. A talk with the parents, and a little "Don't do it again."

I hate my school so very much.

[Quote Story]

Here is something that makes me angry.

No hats: Enforced

No spraying any cologne so people don't die of allergic reactions: Not Enforced

I have asthma, and the locker room after Gym is basically hell in every way, shape, and form for me. One time someone put peanut butter on my sandwich while I went to get milk. I almost died because of the starfish. Did he get suspended? Expelled? No. A talk with the parents, and a little "Don't do it again."

I hate my school so very much.

The clear path is to sue.

[jman552]

The clear path is to sue.

I exaggerated a bit, I am very allergic to peanuts though. My throat swells, I can't breathe and then I get to sit in the HR and eat crackers and drink juice.

[JitankIsFag]

My schools rules are so loose, you can smell the weed in the hallway, the only ridiculous rule i know is no skipping lunch.....

[|Orange|]

Back in 6th grade, there was some rule that if you had at least 2 missing assignments, you couldn't go to lunch for 20 minutes out of the 25 minute lunch period for an entire week. What you pretty much did was work on the assignments. I'm a good student, but one week, something dun goofed. They were two in-school cello lessons what weren't in the gradebook yet, since our orchestra teacher was out due to a family emergency. So the teacher who ran all of this took this as two actual assignments for core classes, I had to go to ZAP for an entire week and starve for an extra 20 minutes for a teacher mistake. This happened quite frequently, so I heard that a bunch of parents complaining, and the teacher's only response was their "Zeros aren't permitted policy" and other bullstuff excuses.

When my orchestra teacher came back and heard about the mistake, she gave me some candy.

TL;DR My school had some bullstuff program to keep the white lazy trash from going to lunch and a number of good students accidentally got themselves mixed in.