Grounded for a month for fapping.

[Mr Man]

I can't even come close to putting mine in my mouth, sadly

I could a while ago, I think I still can

[Ad Bot]

[Emo Freak]

I could a while ago, I think I still can

Skype video call anyone?

[Pandan]

The thread title alone was enough.
10/10

[Steve5452]

This reminds me of back in the day when I salivated, urinated, and interjected into my aunt's body wash.

Of course, I shook up the bottle to make it less obvious.

I then later got off to the fact she was rubbing my fluids all over her body.

I also did it in her face cleanser.

you are a sick motherforgeter

[ResonKinetic]

you are a sick motherforgeter

It's HOT, damn it!

[Electrk]

It's HOT, damn it!

you are a sick motherforgeter

[Danny Boy]

If anything grounding you is just going to give you more time to do it.

[Mr Man]

Skype video call anyone?

Hot

[ResonKinetic]

If anything grounding you is just going to give you more time to do it.

"We'll take away all of his means of recreation! That'll keep him from masturbating!"
-Parenting, Year 2000 and Beyond.

[tails]

I understand now, This is the new yahoo answers.

[RaR]

This reminds me of back in the day when I salivated, urinated, and interjected into my aunt's body wash.

Of course, I shook up the bottle to make it less obvious.

I then later got off to the fact she was rubbing my fluids all over her body.I also did it in her face cleanser.

what the forget dude

[devildogelite]

"We'll take away all of his means of recreation! That'll keep him from masturbating!"
-Parenting, Year 2000 and Beyond.

What do you mean year 2000 and beyond? Masturbating was way more frowned upon as you go back in time. So I imagine kids would get in trouble a lot more say in the 50's then today for masturbating.

But I guess it is always this generation that is awful and never any other.

[lordician]

This reminds me of back in the day when I salivated, urinated, and interjected into my aunt's body wash.

Of course, I shook up the bottle to make it less obvious.

I then later got off to the fact she was rubbing my fluids all over her body.

I also did it in her face cleanser.

Jesus...
A blacklight would be so, so awkward.

[Alyx Vance]

Its hard to understand why a growing boy (or girl) wouldn't be allowed to masturbate, its a completely natural thing.

[Slammer1337]

...
wh-
why
would you
a sink
why

gets rid of the semen faster