Author Topic: relationship advice from girl expert  (Read 13109 times)

My name is Dr. Stocking and I am a certified expert on girls and pretty much everything else. I know everything, and I'm here to share knowledge with you. Don't believe I'm the best? Listen to these testimonials from satisfied customers!

"i used to masturbate everyday b4 stoking hooked me up w/ atkitton" - bisjac

"i was actually friends with lord tony before i met stocking. now im in a happy relationshep w/ a hot irl girl" - boltster

"i used to be gay but stokin cured me. now i only have love with female animals" - night fox

"i used to skatebord but now i pusillanimous individualboard thx to stocking" - skateaton

Want your own success story? Seek Stocking's advice today!
« Last Edit: October 06, 2013, 08:55:44 PM by Stocking »

Is Iban the best source for rapist advice?

forget, I know I hate your guts for all the trolling you do, Stocking, but damnit I laughed.

how is babby formed
how is babby formed
how girl get pragnent

When do you know it's time to go to the next level and introduce them to the other women in your basement?

When do you know it's time to go to the next level and introduce them to the other women in your basement?
When you had enough of that woman

When do you know it's time to go to the next level and introduce them to the other women in your basement?

After you've removed the tongue.

Is Iban the best source for rapist advice?

He'll probably demonstrate his techniques for you... on you... He doesn't really discriminate when it comes to gender.

how is babby formed
how is babby formed
how girl get pragnent

w/ funny memes xD

i meet a girl i like, should i stick it in her pooper?

Are you in a relationship?
Just cause you got a vagina don't mean you can advise me.

Are you in a relationship?

Yeah I am.

Just cause you got a vagina don't mean you can advise me.

No it just means I'm better than you, and in turn should seek my advice.

i meet a girl i like, should i stick it in her pooper?

sure but dont put it anywhere else afterwards. thats an easy way to get UTI

should totally lock this stuff <3

He doesn't really discriminate when it comes to gender.
Do you have to be attractive?

are you going to Hook Me Up with your friend girl or what

when would be the best time to ask someone out?

After you've removed the tongue.
That just removes half the fun. You are a fraud, I demand to see your qualifications on the subject.