Author Topic: My mom won't leave me alone about homecoming  (Read 6458 times)

What are the consequences if you ask random girls out exactly?

embarrasment.



It depends on what you look like.

lol? i'm serious.

You're so depressing it's making me want to cut my wrists.

Dances are stupid. I agree with OP for once, haha.


I don't know how to dance, and I'm not very good at all the social stuff. At least it used to be like that. These kind of dances are a great way of getting better at both. Hell, maybe you even find out you actually like to dance. (I think it's kinda fun now, actually. Though alcohol is usually involved, so that might explain). Who knows, maybe you find a cute girl that likes you?

The only way you can make sure you never learn how to dance, get a girlfrien and stay socially awkward for the rest of your life is by steering away from these kind of opportunities.  


What are the consequences if you ask random girls out exactly?

"Did you hear OP wanted to ask out blonde girl to homecoming?"

"Hah, really? Thats so stupid"

"I know right!?!??!?!?!??!?!?"

"What a looser"

etc.

There's only one reason I ever went to homecoming:

Food.
i laughed too hard at this

Dances are stupid. I agree with OP for once, haha.
You're a homoloveual deviant. Your opinion is invalid.

You're a homoloveual deviant. Your opinion is invalid.

so you're a family man?

You're a homoloveual deviant. Your opinion is invalid.
haha

I mean I kind of saw this coming, an argument between those who don't get out of the house at all / hate those who participate in outdoor activities and those who brag about how social they are compared to others.

You're a homoloveual deviant. Your opinion is invalid.
*Biloveual. And I don't see what my loveuality has to do with any of this.

Taking random stabs at a random person isn't a good way to prove a point, by the way.