cigarettegy kids keep showing up at my house at night, wat do

[ßlöükfáce]

Use scary halloween props

stay outside and hide, and wait for them to come to your doorstep

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[gr8dayseth]

Bring out the nukes!

[AlsoSulfate]

so it turns out that my flashlight has 3 brightness settings .. and a strobe feature

going to hope they have epilepsy

[Theepicman]

so it turns out that my flashlight has 3 brightness settings .. and a strobe feature

going to hope they have epilepsy

They're going to be afraid of that house then.

If they aren't scared of RGB, they'll just have a dance party on your doorway....

[ßlöükfáce]

They're going to be afraid of that house then.

If they aren't scared of RGB, they'll just have a dance party on your doorway....

Strobe =/= RGB

[Mr.Noßody]

Heres what you should do.

1) Prop a bucket of hammers on your door or over your doorbell.
2) Set a tripwire up in front of your door connected to the bucket. (If its as dark as you say, they wont see any of it)
3) Wait for bloody murder
4) Call the police and tell them that somebody tried to break into your house with said bucket of hammers.

Done. No more cigarettegy kids ringing your doorbell ever again.

[Raven¢roft]

Put stuff in a paper bag and set it on fire at your door to keep the pests away.

[DiceyGrammar]

are you bigger than the kids? hide somewhere nearby until you catch them in the act and then kick the stuff out of them

[Flamecannon]

place the doorbell on the ceiling so then when a pile of kids are created become the doorbell, integrate yourself within the circuits and keep ringing the doorbell until all of them are deaf

[Crispy_]

...have you tried answering them? what if they have a package?

[AlsoSulfate]

...have you tried answering them? what if they have a package?

someone obviously didn't read the OP

they come after 9PM. they ring the doorbell and then run away.

are you bigger than the kids? hide somewhere nearby until you catch them in the act and then kick the stuff out of them

they're either middle school kids or high school kids so yea probably. I would hide to catch them except they don't come every single night, just sometimes. and it's across the span of a few hours so I can never tell exactly when they come.

[Jokey365]

Hang out right by the door for a while.
The very MOMENT you hear something, open the door as fast and hard as you can and bash their teeth in with it.
I'm a genius.

[AlsoSulfate]

Hang out right by the door for a while.
The very MOMENT you hear something, open the door as fast and hard as you can and bash their teeth in with it.
I'm a genius.

my front door (made of metal) swings inwards. it has 2 locks on it. there is then a screen door that swings outwards, it is very light. couldn't do much damage with it.

by the time both doors are open, the kids are usually almost at their bikes ready to run away like pansies.

[Bacon Pancakes]

This happens to me all the time... In a small village in England!

[Alyx Vance]

Throw rocks at them and make them fall of their bikes, and then stomp them in the nuts