cigarettegy kids keep showing up at my house at night, wat do

[Night Fox]

park your car someplace near your front yard if possible, and have your keys with you, and as soon as you hear them press the panic button

this seems like a pretty good idea to me assuming you have a modern enough car
car horns are loud, plus the lights don't hurt

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[AlsoSulfate]

What if you get sued?

I seriously doubt some dumb kids have the money to take me to court. and they would be charged with trespassing + property damage + vandalism so good luck to them lol





if I could get a picture of these kids I could take it to surrounding schools and ask them to identify the kids .. but it's too dark outside ..

they're pussies lol. they run like bitches after doing it and they only come at night.

[BlockoBlocko]

Honestly, I think you should seriously call over your friends to snipe them from your veranda.

[AlsoSulfate]

that would require a sniper. and also a veranda. sadly I do not have either of those things

[BlockoBlocko]

Do you have a dog?

[Alternat¡ve]

hide in the car outside, while they are messing around hit em with a baseball bat.

[ßlöükfáce]

hide in the car outside, while they are messing around hit em with a baseball bat.

No

use your car instead

[AlsoSulfate]

Do you have a dog?

yes. rather large doberman. however it's apparently stuff at seeing in the dark and it doesn't see them coming :(

[Theepicman]

yes. rather large doberman. however it's apparently stuff at seeing in the dark and it doesn't see them coming :(

But I thought Dogs have good as forget smell senses...

[AlsoSulfate]

my dog is big and scary but actually quite dumb .. she's scared of couches moving, but not compressed air .. she's scared of vacuums but not reciprocating saws ..

[ßlöükfáce]

But I thought Dogs have good as forget smell senses...

ask him her if the cigarettegy kids smell bad

[Night Fox]

this seems like a pretty good idea to me assuming you have a modern enough car
car horns are loud, plus the lights don't hurt

okay I really don't understand why you're not responding to this. you're even responding to dumb ideas and I think this is a valid one that would be worth trying. it doesn't really matter but I at least wanna know why you can't do it or something

[Alyx Vance]

my dog is big and scary but actually quite dumb .. she's scared of couches moving, but not compressed air .. she's scared of vacuums but not reciprocating saws ..

Should have taught the dog to bark at intruders.

[Harm94]

I seriously doubt some dumb kids have the money to take me to court. and they would be charged with trespassing + property damage + vandalism so good luck to them lol

Potentially Fat Hispanic mom living off food stamps claiming that her sons were just out playing and got hurt by some tribal white guy just because + potential media attention. I dunno. Thugs will be thugs, when you fight back they act like victims.

[AlsoSulfate]

okay I really don't understand why you're not responding to this. you're even responding to dumb ideas and I think this is a valid one that would be worth trying. it doesn't really matter but I at least wanna know why you can't do it or something

they don't come consistently enough for me to predict their next move. I can't sit outside for 6 hours every night in a car waiting. I actually have all of the times they've come recorded (in a text file - not like video lol). and it's within a 6 hour period.