The New King of the Hill - 2014

[Flatflyer]

I run over zanarans house with a tank and claim the hill.

[Ad Bot]

[Alyx Vance]

I run over Flatflyers tank with a house and claim the hill, house, and tanks mangled body.

My hill, house, and tank parts.

[firestorm]

I run over Alyx's house with a thing-a-ma-bob. My hill.

[SWAT One]

I run over firestorm snd his thingamabob with a bigger thingamabob.  The hill collapses under its weight.  My compacted flat ground.

[Malleo100]

I make new hill over land smothering SWAT in dirt using my super rasta brother powers
My hill

[Mr. Hurricane]

I beat you to death with a salmon as if I were beating a railroad tie.

My hill.

[SWAT One]

* SWAT One respawned.

I run over Mr. Hurricane with an even bigger thingamabob.

My condensed crater.

[Eden]

I come in with a Vertibird to plop more land in, flattening anyone in the crater.
My crater-turned-man made hill.

[Alyx Vance]

I use a whatchamacallit to flatten you.

[firestorm]

I use my ubermahjig to to goomba stop you so hard you rebound out of orbit. My hill. 
Bitch.

[F3d323]

I get in a cave in the hill and sleep there.

not my hill yet though

[SWAT One]

I fire flamethrowers into the cave, suffocatingF3d323, and then trudge up the hill and make firestorm into a crispy critter.

[Alyx Vance]

I flimflam the zimzam and boobity bop you off the hill.

Mine

[Theepicman]

At night I take your sleeping body and put it on the ground. Then I get a replica of the hill and put it on the exact same location and put your sleeping body back. I take the real hill across the world.

My hill

[Lego lad]

tepig is too fat

My hill