how the forget do you play dayz

[Titanium Man]

so i recently got into dayz
and its so loving irritating
any wrong step and like 20 zombies start chasing you
it is impossible to get said zombies off your tail especially in open areas - it took me forgetign 40 minutes to get this one loving zombie off of me when he kept chasing me through the woods
its impossible to get something useful without dying
oh look a lee enfield rifle
too bad you fire it and its so loving loud that the whole zombie population of chernarus runs after you
please tell me some tips and stuff

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[Nal]

Run to chernaus
get a gun
get friends
shoot anyone on sight that isnt friend

[VincentTheGuy]

Oh, looks like you discovered the "Amazing Experience" is just blind love for the broken mod.

Wait until the full game comes out. They fixed a lot.
That's the only winning move.

[Stick Man]

Practice makes perfect, but as Vinny said, wait for the full game.

[AcornCake]

shoot every human you see
but if you do get ready for the entire zombie chinese army to come charging with sticks to shove up your starfish

[Harm94]

There are so many other mods out there like Invasion 1944, Project Reality, Cold War Rearmed 2.

[LeetZero]

DayZ without friends is really realistic.
It's like a zombie apocalypse in real life: You have no reason to live, you should just kill yourself.
DayZ is extremely recommended to be played with friends.

Also never. Never. Use the Lee Enfield in DayZ.

[Nal]

I'll play with OP
I used to play DayZ often

There are so many other mods out there like Invasion 1944, Project Reality, Cold War Rearmed 2.

I heard wasteland is neat

[masterockets]

I could play if you use mics

[Tonkka²]

-Prizzle Z to Shizzle
-Shizzle around the hizzle till you grab the fizzle and/or are able to nizzle the zizzle, but remember that you should only fizzle if you're being dizzeld by a zizzle.

[IkeTheGeneric]

Game tips:

• The hatchet is the best weapon in the game, just a step above than the crossbow
• Chernarus is the place to go to get good beginning supplies. This is why everyone is in Chernarus. Go for someplace else.
• Always assume somebody you don't know is going to kill you the first chance they get
• Don't horde the makarov magazines, you're never going to find one again after you dropped the one you just found
• Unknown tin cans aren't worth it
• Running through low-hanging trees and bushes confuses zombies and sometimes makes them stop following you
• For the love of god, don't run on roads
• Zombies can still see you if you're crouching
• When the time comes to decide between taking a bike or finding fuel for a helicopter, take the bike
• Pick shotguns over automatic rifles
• Save food and water until you really need it
• Despite the last rule, always drink mountain dew as soon as you find it. Do not question this tip
• Lock. Everything.

[ABlockOfCheese]

For the love of God and all that is holy do not touch Mountain Dew.  If you happen to find one, drink it immediately, do not leave it in your inventory.  Drink it ASAP.

[Titanium Man]

why

[NalNalas]

i can't tell you because i can't play dayz anymore because my account is globally banned from every single arma 2 OA server

[Titanium Man]

then why post here