Author Topic: Why is santa's sack so big? (itt: stupid jokes) (Read 6365 times)

Manofthecentury · December 03, 2013, 11:48:28 PM

Because he only comes once a year.

(this was originally posted on imgur but I thought you guys would laugh)

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st8terblock · December 03, 2013, 11:49:28 PM

no that joke sucks, die

CreamTurk3y · December 03, 2013, 11:49:57 PM

LOL NUTSACK

Clone v.117 · December 03, 2013, 11:51:46 PM

What does Santa and Michael Jackson have in common?
They visit children at night and leave with an empty sack.

XR-7 · December 03, 2013, 11:52:31 PM

Santa comes down chimney feet first with fireplace on.

"Chestnuts roasting on an open fire..."

Not much better.

Manofthecentury · December 03, 2013, 11:53:45 PM

"Oh look, santa came!"
"Oh my god, ew, all over the presents!"

Snuffers_ · December 03, 2013, 11:54:21 PM

heh thats clever

Georges · December 03, 2013, 11:54:36 PM

Why would he have nuts on his chest?

Alternat¡ve · December 03, 2013, 11:55:43 PM

stupid jokes? ok

whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

you take off your shoes while jumping on a trampoline

Stocking · December 03, 2013, 11:56:25 PM

Quote from: XR-7 on December 03, 2013, 11:52:31 PM

Santa comes down chimney feet first with fireplace on.

"Chestnuts roasting on an open fire..."

Not much better.

why are his nuts on his chest

awesomebread · December 03, 2013, 11:58:34 PM

Quote from: Alternat¡ve on December 03, 2013, 11:55:43 PM

stupid jokes? ok

whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

you take off your shoes while jumping on a trampoline

how many babies does it take to paint a wall

it depends how hard you throw them

XR-7 · December 03, 2013, 11:58:49 PM

Without hearing these, I'm not getting most of these jokes lol.

Quote from: Stocking on December 03, 2013, 11:56:25 PM

why are his nuts on his chest

?

He lands on his feet, hence feet first. From jumping from that height, his legs would buckle and he'd be sitting in the fire. Guess I should have pointed that out though, kind of confusing.

Stocking · December 03, 2013, 11:59:46 PM

Quote from: awesomebread on December 03, 2013, 11:58:34 PM

how many babies does it take to paint a wall

it depends how hard you throw them

whats the difference between a baby and a burrito? i wouldnt eat a burrito after ive stuck my richard in it

Zanaran2 · December 04, 2013, 12:00:12 AM

Quote from: Stocking on December 03, 2013, 11:59:46 PM

whats the difference between a baby and a burrito? i wouldnt eat a burrito after ive stuck my richard in it

don't worry stocking
it's awwwwwwwwright

CreamTurk3y · December 04, 2013, 12:00:29 AM

Quote from: Stocking on December 03, 2013, 11:59:46 PM

whats the difference between a baby and a burrito? i wouldnt eat a burrito after ive stuck my richard in it

What bounces up and down at 100mph?

A baby tied to the back of a truck.