Why is santa's sack so big? (itt: stupid jokes)

[Nonnel]

Why doesn't the Jewish Santa come out for Hanukkah?

Because he's waiting for the airlines to discount the flights.

Jewish Santa

[Ad Bot]

[Electro]

i thought santa had blue balls, since he came once a year. get it, they're cold?

[Redconer]

Because its full of presents for all of the good boys and girls, hohoho, MERRY CHRISTMAS

[Electro]

Because its full of presents for all of the good boys and girls, hohoho, MERRY CHRISTMAS

santa, can i have a carrot for christmas.

[Redconer]

santa, can i have a carrot for christmas.

Wha? What is a carrot, boy?

[Champion]

Because its full of presents for all of the good boys and girls, hohoho, MERRY CHRISTMAS

can i get a new ps2

[Electro]

Wha? What is a carrot, boy?

that thing you stuff up your ass, you might use a fat candy cane though.

[Redconer]

can i get a new ps2

Sure, boy

that thing you stuff up your ass, you might use a fat candy cane though.

Oh, a big delicious candy cane for you to eat on?
I'll put that on my list, boy

HOHOHO

[Electro]

Oh, a big delicious candy cane for you to eat on?
I'll put that on my list, boy

HOHOHO

can i also put it in my ass?

[Redconer]

can i also put it in my ass?

Eh, sure
NAUGHTY LIST, HOHOHO

[Electro]

Eh, sure
NAUGHTY LIST, HOHOHO

good thing i got those super reading glasses from you last year.

WHY SANTA WHY, WHATS WRONG WITH SHOVING STUFF OF ONE'S ASS?

[BlockoCrafter]

What are Asian's allergic to?
Bees.

[Zanaran2]

What are Asian's allergic to?
Bees.

joke
observable universe





my head

[Boink!]

did you guys hear about the guy who couldn't interject
it just wouldn't cum out

[Electro]

did you guys hear about the guy who couldn't interject
it just wouldn't cum out

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