Author Topic: 10000 ways to get kicked out of McDonald's - WOAH (starts on 61)  (Read 51591 times)

407. Have a cart drag race through the aisles.
408. Mimic random customers in the store.
409. Put a box that has "obviously not some sort of bomb" written on it in your cart.
410. Attack people with fruit, milk cartons and DVD's.
411. Say to the cashier "I am going to do something incredibly weird now."
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408. Mimic random customers in the store.

I'm guessing you've seen that youtube video that's in Target if I remember right.

412. Do helicopters with your richard in front of this kids

I'm guessing you've seen that youtube video that's in Target if I remember right.
Actually, I have never seen a video like that nor have I've came up on anything similar. Mind giving a link to it?

OT: 413. Give out free candy to everyone in the store. Bonus points if the candies aren't name brands/are sketchy.
414. Be a super grammar national socialist.

415. Everybody doing the flop!

416. piss on people
417. vomit on people
418. drag meat on the floor and leave blood from the meat on the ground
419. steal a hunting rifle
420. hit someone with a dodgeball
421. Run up to black people looking like an employee and saying Were sorry but not a god damn monday is allowed in this store."
422. Play justin bieber on the intercom
423. call people friend bronies

417. Sing so horrible you make peoples heads explode

418: Throw ice cream at people
419: throw boxes/cartons at people
420: Poop the cashiers head and say "I layed an egg!"
421: Say random things, and talk backwards just to annoy other customers
422: Flush all small electronic products down the toilets.
423: Throw toilet paper through out the store
424: Bring a herd of cattle into the store and yell "STAMPEED!"
425: Poop in your hand, and throw it at people
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426. Enter the Nuclear launch codes to nuke the shop.

427. Running into the shop, shouting swears and setting off a C4 package.

428. Shop lifting and replacing the stolen items with crap.

429. Shout through a microphone and say there's 20 grand hidden in the store, everyone will turn the place upside down.


430. Shoot someone in the eye several times with an automatic airsoft gun

431. Shoot bullets up peoples back doors
432. Shoot people a new back door

433. Shoot bullets up the new back door.

444. Record someone killing people at Black Friday. (Refrence, anyone?)

435. Go into one of the changing rooms, wait a while, then loudly shout "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here."

436. Drizzle tomato juice on the floor in a line leading to the women's bathroom.

437. Move a wet floor sign to a carpeted area.

438. Ask an attendant where the antidepressants are, while handling guns in the outdoor department.

439. Be a person who likes to break forum games like TB2