I think I got a girl pregnant

[ShadowsfeaR]

maybe they just wanna help

"See you stick it in heeere"
"OOHHHHH, thanks ma'!"

AT LEAST it wasn't a tuna jar

Yeah no bleeding either. Unless OP took the girl's cherry.

[Ad Bot]

[Yosher]

maybe they just wanna help

I can totally imagine his parents standing in the doorway being all like "No honey, it's supposed to be like this."

[VincentTheGuy]

Yeah no bleeding either. Unless OP took the girl's cherry.

Virgins don't need to bleed, that area of the vagoo tends to move out of the way if there's enough foreplay.

[ShadowsfeaR]

Virgins don't need to bleed, that area of the vagoo tends to move out of the way if there's enough foreplay.

But in OP's case, I'm sure he just dove right in.

[Mysteroo]

ugh

This is why you keep your pants on until your married. Is that so hard?

[Clone v.117]

Clone's helpful guide to telling whether or not you came.
Did it feel like you came?
If yes, you did.
If no, you didn't.

Also even though I hope at least half of these "shoulda waited for marriage" posts are jokes it's still pretty stupid.
Being married doesn't change anything, you need education, if you don't know stuff about love and you're married then you're even more forgeted because you're actually stuck with that person.
And before anybody says anything stupid, married =/= prepared for or wanting children.

[Rav£ncroft]

ugh

This is why you keep your pants on until your married. Is that so hard?

That's a stupid idea. You're missing out if you actually believe that.

[ShadowsfeaR]

ugh

This is why you keep your pants on until your married. Is that so hard?

Omg you and eboob need to stop. Contraceptives exist.

[Cool Boi]

Make her miscarry
then eat it to gain its power

[Kearn]

Take your religious bullstuff out of here.

hey how about screw you

I'm really hoping ebube is kidding, same with OP.

Some religious stuff

i wonder when you guys will realize that its far better to wait for a dedicated relationship than this kind of gimmick with someone

I barely know

Omg you and eboob need to stop. Contraceptives exist.

YES OF COURSE THIS IS AN EXCUSE TO BE A handicap GOOD JOB

[ebube4356]

Omg you and eboob need to stop. Contraceptives exist.

So just because we say that we're contraceptives?

Alright.

[ResonKinetic]

OP didn't even set his age, and he doesn't know if he came or not.

What if he's like 13 and making this up to sound cool.

Because it's cool to get underage females pregnant.

[Brickitect]

Lol
Good luck Bravo

[ebube4356]

Because it's cool to get underage females pregnant.

Wow our generation is forgeted up.

[Clone v.117]

i wonder when you guys will realize that its far better to wait for a dedicated relationship than this kind of gimmick with someone

I wonder when you will realize not everybody feels the same way as you do.

So just because we say that we're bad people?

Alright.

Nobody said that.

Because it's cool to get underage females pregnant.

Damn straight.