Author Topic: Counter Strike: Global Offensive Thread v2 - OP by KelBlock  (Read 548550 times)


2 people disconnected immediately during warmup because of file errors, match started anyway. So the remaining 3 kicked each other...

i just got this game.


any tips?

everytime you win a round say ez pz

always go sneaky beaky like :^)

i just got this game.


any tips?
dont move and shoot at the same time EVER

sometimes you can get away moving and shooting if you walk but don't crouch
it never works crouching also you are so much easier to hit crouched

dont move and shoot at the same time EVER

sometimes you can get away moving and shooting if you walk but don't crouch
it never works crouching also you are so much easier to hit crouched

I suggest crouching only if you want some ease in controlling spraying... but only if you get to that point of comfortably spraying

damn it doesn't let me play online (i sit in queue for 20 minutes) and apparently i can't connect to the item servers.


I just aced against GEs and Supremes, rip me

i just got this game.


any tips?

Use only the bizon and p90. The other guns are terrible.
Tell your teammates what to do, teamwork is everything.
Insult the enemy team's worst player. It'll lower their determination and allow you to secure the victory.
If someone turns a corner and kills you they're hacking. There's no physically possible way that someone could kill you if you're camping a corner. Report them immediately. Afterwards copy and paste the report message so they know they've been reported and they'll stop hacking for fear of getting banned.
If you're playing bad just sit in spawn and breathe for 30 seconds.
Sometimes your teammates get cold feet and won't leave an area. Stand behind them at entrances to force them to proceed.
Defuse kits and helmets are a waste of money. In just one round you can save up enough to buy a good gun.
Make sure to buy every round, even if you're low on money. If you don't then it'll give the enemy team the edge.

Insult the enemy team's worst player. It'll lower their determination and allow you to secure the victory.
VIDEO EXAMPLE:
https://youtu.be/r5tQk4BNrZ8?t=114

any tips?
also, you usually don't want to be the aggressor, let the enemies come to you so you can shoot them rather than the other way around.
« Last Edit: November 15, 2015, 09:28:17 AM by Quote Story »

Does anyone know how I can bind multiple chat messages to one key?

I want to say this:
hmm. that expression... that's the expression of someone who's died twice in a row. suffice to say, you look really... unsatisfied. all right. how 'bout we make it a third?

It cuts out at unsatisfied, and I want the full message to be said. So far, I've got this.

bind kp_downarrow "say hmm. that expression... that's the expression of someone who's died twice in a row.; say suffice to say, you look really... unsatisfied. all right. how 'bout we make it a third?"

It cuts out at the semi-colon but doesn't say the second line at all. How do I make this work?

I forgot surf was so fun

Does anyone know how I can bind multiple chat messages to one key?

I want to say this:
hmm. that expression... that's the expression of someone who's died twice in a row. suffice to say, you look really... unsatisfied. all right. how 'bout we make it a third?

It cuts out at unsatisfied, and I want the full message to be said. So far, I've got this.

bind kp_downarrow "say hmm. that expression... that's the expression of someone who's died twice in a row.; say suffice to say, you look really... unsatisfied. all right. how 'bout we make it a third?"

It cuts out at the semi-colon but doesn't say the second line at all. How do I make this work?

It's spam protection, you can only messages every second or so. I guess just bind the key next to it as the second part and hit it a bit afterwards.

It's spam protection, you can only messages every second or so. I guess just bind the key next to it as the second part and hit it a bit afterwards.
it goes all the way to eleven.

heya. you look frustrated about something. guess i'm pretty good at my job, huh?

hmm. that expression... that's the expression of someone who's died twice in a row. suffice to say, you look really... unsatisfied. all right. how 'bout we make it a third?

hmm. that expression... that's the expression of someone who's died thrice in a row. hey, what comes after "thrice," anyway? wanna help me find out?

hmm. that expression... that's the expression of someone who's died quice in a row. quice? frice? welp, won't have to use it again anyways.

hmm. that expression... that's the expression of someone who's died five times in a row. convenient, huh? that's one for each finger. but soon...

hmm. that expression... that's the expression of someone who's died six times in a row. that's the number of fingers on a mutant hand. but soon...

hmm. that expression... that's the expression of someone who's died seven times in a row. hey, that's good. seven's supposed to be a lucky number. who knows, maybe you'll hit the jackpot.

hmm. that expression... that's the expression of someone who's died eight times in a row. that's the number of fingers on a spider. but soon...

hmm. that expression... that's the expression of someone who's died seven times in a row. nope, wait, that's definitely nine, sorry. or was it ten?

hmm. that expression... that's the expression of someone who's died ten times in a row. hey, congrats! the big one-oh. let's invite all your friends over for a big shindig. we can have pie, and hotdogs and... hmm... wait. something's not right. you don't have any friends.

hmm. that expression... that's the expression of someone who's died eleven times in a row. well, give or take. there's a nuance to this stuff. don't think i'll be able to count very well from here. count for me, ok? we'll start from twelve.

let's just get to the point.

yeah i can't play online or get item server. rip